[Bars4Bill]

Another Democrat cultural event.

[Mr. Mojo]

What a bunch of whack jobs.

[chance33_98]

These guys were heading up the event

[Michael.SF.]

How come nobody told me about this?

[CommandoFrank]

Does this give a new meaning to "beating around the bush..."?

[Fintan]

I'm cured.

[Physicist]

To the strains of soothing new-age music,

They should play something by the Circle Jerks.

[clintonh8r]

Masturbating is like golf.....it's kind of fun to do, but it's not much fun to watch.

[pupdog]

...and to make it more accessible

Is there something "inaccessible" about a person's own freakin' room?

I mean, forget about the crudity of this event, that is what sticks out (pun intended) to me about this: the concept that one of the most private acts known to man would not be "accessible" without the help of some external, ostensibly benevolent group.

I'm used to the leftists thinking that many simplistic things aren't possible without the state or some (self-)important organization, but for them to think that people are too powerless to even do this without the help of "society" is boggling.

[ditto h]

The question everyone is asking is What would dil do ?

[CounterCounterCulture]

I didn't realize I needed a public event to perform masturbation. What the hell was I thinking?

[zarf]

Well, another taboo effectively put to rest.

Next is a public dump o' thon whereby human excrement will be brought to the fore and then prepared and served to the participants .

[Gritty]

Please. Tell me this sorry was from The Onion.

Please!

[kitkat]

Why am I reminded of the fall of Rome?

[livius]

How depressing.

Feminists have always been very enthusiastic about masturbation, mainly, I suspect, because they couldn't get anybody to do anything else with them anyway.

[mrsmith]

"Uh, we have rooms available Ms. Rodham... Ms Rodham?"

[Captain Peter Blood]

Hell, sounds like fun event and a good way for a shy, lonely guy to meet women or vice versa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Kalifornia has been masturbating for decades, it is a self taught thing from early age.

[breakem]

You really gotts hand it to these idiots. On second thought.............

[ohiobushman]

I hear the Mastur of ceremonies was "HARRY PALMS"!

[NYCVirago]

Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers — 18 years or older — the opportunity to overcome their inhibitions in "a safe environment" and raise money for charity.

Why is having the good sense not to masturbate in public an inhibition which needs to be shed? Does this mean that the dirty old man in the trenchcoat is a good role model now?