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San Francisco event promotes masturbation
Star-Ledger (in print only) ^ | 5.4.03

Posted on 05/04/2003 4:11:30 PM PDT by Bars4Bill

Edited on 07/06/2004 6:38:46 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

More than 100 men and women gathered in famously liberal San Francisco this weekend for what organizers said was the city's second annual public "Masturbate-a-Thon."

Organizers said they have taken the event "from the sheets to the streets," offering volunteers

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To: Bars4Bill
I heard that Karla Corcoran the Post Master Inspector General is looking for some "confidence building programs" to spend our tax dollars on!!
21 posted on 05/04/2003 4:25:23 PM PDT by Coroner
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To: Bars4Bill
"Men and women ranging in age from their early 20s to their 50s mingled at a local performing arts center in San Francisco's South of Market district, known for artists, galleries and nightclubs, before getting down to business."

If you buy an oil painting and the oil is still dripping.

UGH! GROSS

22 posted on 05/04/2003 4:28:07 PM PDT by Spunky
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To: Bars4Bill
A hand job is probably the only job they could get.
23 posted on 05/04/2003 4:28:40 PM PDT by chance33_98 (www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website))
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To: Bars4Bill
Self adsorption has been raised to a whole new level.

These people are pathetic.

24 posted on 05/04/2003 4:29:40 PM PDT by jimkress
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To: Dan12180
I guess this is kind of off the beaten path.
25 posted on 05/04/2003 4:30:29 PM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: Bars4Bill

26 posted on 05/04/2003 4:31:23 PM PDT by chance33_98 (www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website))
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To: Bars4Bill
Suggestions for the associated film festival:

1. The Jerk (Steve Martin)

27 posted on 05/04/2003 4:32:59 PM PDT by reg45
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To: Bars4Bill
What a bunch of whack jobs.
28 posted on 05/04/2003 4:34:25 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Bars4Bill
These guys were heading up the event


29 posted on 05/04/2003 4:35:18 PM PDT by chance33_98 (www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website))
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To: Pikachu_Dad
'Um, how do you make masturbation more 'accessible'?

San Fran will find a way and write it into law.
30 posted on 05/04/2003 4:42:49 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: reg45
Yes, but only after the coming attractions.
31 posted on 05/04/2003 4:43:24 PM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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To: Bars4Bill
How come nobody told me about this?


32 posted on 05/04/2003 4:51:17 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (one of these days I will come up with something clever to put here)
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To: Bars4Bill
Does this give a new meaning to "beating around the bush..."?
33 posted on 05/04/2003 4:52:20 PM PDT by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
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To: Bars4Bill
I'm cured.


34 posted on 05/04/2003 4:52:22 PM PDT by Fintan (Barnum was wrong...it's more like every fifteen seconds.)
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To: Bars4Bill
To the strains of soothing new-age music,

They should play something by the Circle Jerks.

35 posted on 05/04/2003 4:54:33 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: mass55th
Was Jocelynn Elders the Master of Ceremonies?

The doctor declined, saying something about a leaky bucket.
36 posted on 05/04/2003 4:56:26 PM PDT by Bars4Bill
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To: Bars4Bill
Masturbating is like golf.....it's kind of fun to do, but it's not much fun to watch.
37 posted on 05/04/2003 4:56:35 PM PDT by clintonh8r (You can have no better friend and no worse enemy than a U.S. Marine.)
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To: Bars4Bill
...and to make it more accessible

Is there something "inaccessible" about a person's own freakin' room?

I mean, forget about the crudity of this event, that is what sticks out (pun intended) to me about this: the concept that one of the most private acts known to man would not be "accessible" without the help of some external, ostensibly benevolent group.

I'm used to the leftists thinking that many simplistic things aren't possible without the state or some (self-)important organization, but for them to think that people are too powerless to even do this without the help of "society" is boggling.

38 posted on 05/04/2003 4:59:03 PM PDT by pupdog
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To: Bars4Bill
The question everyone is asking is What would dil do ?
39 posted on 05/04/2003 5:00:17 PM PDT by ditto h
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To: Bars4Bill
I didn't realize I needed a public event to perform masturbation. What the hell was I thinking?
40 posted on 05/04/2003 5:08:36 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture
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