Posted on 03/11/2026 4:21:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin
According to a representative for Ohdoki, a Norway-headquartered “sex tech company,” container seals were broken and several shipments stolen “somewhere between the product’s departure from L.A. and arrival in Dallas.”
The shipment in question contained Ohdoki’s “The Handy” product. You can read into the product for yourself; its name should give you a clue as to what it does.
... Ohdoki’s formal cargo loss complaint indicating that there were 289 “The Handy Massage 2 PRO” units and 330 “The Handy Massage 2 REG” products confirmed lost in transit.
(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...
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Somebody got stiffed?
This could be fun, but FR routinely shuts threads like this down.
Follow the trail of relaxed, sleeping dudes, if one wants to find the stolen cargo.
$250K worth of male sex toys left Los Angeles, never made it to Dallas: A ‘Handy’ heist?
= = =
So, how do you ‘utilize’ sex toys from LA so they are used up before getting to Dallas?
Be on the lookout for a gang of Jerk Offs.
I wonder if the REG version and the PRO version are that much different? Guess I’ll have to check the Amazon reviews.
What’s a “male sex toy”? Male shaped or for males? Why does Dallas need so many?
For males. It’s a mastutbation device.
If they were green dildos they could possibly show up at a WNBA game.
Most likely.
They’ll never be found. CA is soft on crime.
I’m sure it will be a “hard” case to “crack”!
Well they tried, just could go all the way……
Somewhere, back in time, in a faraway place, some Soldiers soaked up a rocket in their tent. No deaths, just injuries, but the whole thing burned down.
Here comes claims for personal property. My sergeant’s girlfriend was a JAG clerk. A sweet, blonde, Southern honey. That’s how I found out about this.
G.I. Joe put in a claim for forty dollars for his pocket pussy that got destroyed in the attack. Evidently a masturbatory device that got destroyed. I argued that if this fella had the nuts to put this item on his claim form, he deserved to be reimbursed.
Alas, I wasn’t anywhere near the chain of command or legal claims. Just an observer. The lawyers determined that his possession of a ‘pocket pussy’ violated General Order #1: No sex, no porn, no alcohol.
For all the trillions spent by the government, this Joe couldn’t get thirty bucks reimbursed for his toy. Half a million young men and women rotated through Iraq and Afghanistan for almost fifteen years. No sex. Not even a beer. Right.
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