Posted on 01/28/2024 12:27:15 PM PST by nickcarraway
Is she in the same home as Engelbert Humperdinck?
Is Chevy Chase available?
Zero people in that pool. Millions are available. None deemed worthy. That’s not a pool problem.
A recent photo:
Never marry an aging beauty who’s used to being treated like royalty all her life.
She’s 69. She will demand a wealthy handsome man not much older than her. Such a man can easily get someone in her 20s or 30s who will be cuter and also far more eager to please him.
And she’s only been married FOUR times. Step right up. Suckers
Christie your batting oh for four. How about taking the night off, get in some extra batting practice tomorrow, and a workout on the Total Gym.
Ageless? More like Botoxified. Did she truly love even one of her husbands?
I don’t remember that. What happened?
,,, you're onto it! There's some things [increasingly] that you'll never learn in school and there's very good reasons why some people are single.
Monday - therapist.
Tuesday - lunch with a long time friend.
Wednesday - hairdresser.
Thursday - yoga.
Friday - quality time with the cat.
Friday - the library on your way home from work or unscheduled diversion for "me" time.
Saturday - press release to social media about maybe looking for love as you eat nuts and berries for breakfast.
Sunday - long "sleep in" as you recall the past and look for new batteries.
Well, she’s 70 so if she offered no prenup then she might be attractive. Otherwise, a 20 yo dancer probably has less baggage…an a lot more fun.
Four time loser - there’s a pattern there.
Where did get that quote? Me likey.
Larry Fortensky
Born January 17, 1952
Stockton, California, U.S.
Died July 7, 2016 (aged 64)
Fontana, California, U.S.
Occupation Construction worker
Spouses
Priscilla Joan Torres
(m. 1972; div. 1974)
Karin McNeal
(m. 1978; div. 1984)
Elizabeth Taylor
(m. 1991; div. 1996)
Children 1
Military career
Allegiance United States of America
Service/branch United States Army
Larry Fortensky (January 17, 1952 – July 7, 2016)[1] was an American construction worker known for being the last husband of actress Elizabeth Taylor. They were married in 1991 at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch and divorced five years later.
Early life
Fortensky, the eldest of seven children, was raised in Stanton, California, and dropped out of Pacifica High School in nearby Garden Grove during 10th grade. He was drafted into the U.S. Army in 1972 and discharged three months later.
Fortensky married Priscilla Joan Torres in 1972, divorced in 1974, and had one daughter, Julie.[2] He subsequently married Karin McNeal and they divorced in 1984.[2]
Meeting and marrying Elizabeth Taylor
In 1987, he was convicted for driving while intoxicated. Police found him in a San Clemente, California parking lot “very intoxicated” and in possession of marijuana.[2] Using Teamster medical insurance from his construction job, he checked himself into the Betty Ford Center in 1988, where he met Elizabeth Taylor. At the time he was living in a small house in Stanton.[3]
Taylor and Fortensky were married on October 6, 1991, at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. The wedding, which cost between $1.5 and $2 million, was attended by 160 guests and presided over by Marianne Williamson. It was a high-profile event with paparazzi helicopters buzzing overhead and a guest list that included Liza Minnelli, Eddie Murphy, and Nancy Reagan, as well as Franco Zeffirelli, Arsenio Hall, Pia Zadora, George Hamilton, Merv Griffin, Quincy Jones, and Macaulay Culkin.[4] Taylor’s $25,000 dress was a gift from Valentino. She was escorted by Michael Jackson and her eldest son Michael Wilding Jr. Their toast was with mineral water. Fortensky’s best man was Taylor’s hairdresser José Eber. Fortensky’s family arrived in their own cars rather than limousines.[5][6] The couple donated money to AIDS charities from selling wedding photos.[7]
In August 1996, Fortensky was arrested for drug use after police in Hemet, California, found him in an illegally parked luxury motor home with no license plates with a woman he identified as his live-in maid. Fortensky, whose black BMW was parked by the home’s front door, refused to allow police to search the motor home, but he was arrested for being under the influence of drugs at the time.[8]
Fortensky was reported to have a prenuptial agreement in which he would receive $1 million (with no additional support) if the marriage lasted five years. The couple separated after five years in 1996, with Fortensky hiring New York divorce attorney Raoul Felder.[9][10] The couple was divorced on October 31, 1996.
Zathras is available!
Most divorces are initiated by women.
I remember Teamster and I thought truck driver.
Brinkley is wrinkly...
I turned 70 in 2022. That’s when I noticed the change.
Interesting story: I was visiting my brother (who is 69) and we went for a walk at the local park in his town. Some old geezer, looking older than Methuselah, walked by. He turned around and went up to my brother and said, “Aren’t you Jack Bailey (not his real name)?” My brother said yes, I am. We assumed this guy knew our parents back in the day.
Methuselah said, “You used to be my bus driver when I was in the third grade!”
If you run into an @$$hole in the morning, you ran into an @$$hole. But if you run into @$$holes all day, you're the @$$hole
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