Why didn't they just give him a $5000 visa debit card and send him on his way ?
“I don’t see the problem, earlier today I read TSA had special lines for Undocumented people.”
Yeah! 12,000 people a day cross illegally with nothing but plastic water jugs.
Exactly.
Have the Democrats signed him up to vote yet?
“Everyone involved is very confused”
Guess they’re saying Joe was somehow involved, then the whole story makes sense.
Quaffing a lot of vodka will do that to you.
Obviously he watched Star Trek 2009 and just copied Montgomery Scott’s algorithm on how to beam himself onto a vessel thats moving through space. Duh. /s
He was obviously a Stoli-way. Do we really need any more proof?
It sounds like a senile old man.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...
Meth? Lots of it?
Escaped from a KGB FSB mind control center too early?
Perhaps slightly off topic, but in a few recent encounters with bureaucracy, I have elected to become stupid/senile/forgetful/helpless. I can do nothing. I need a lot of help.
I have discovered that bureaucrats will (at least sometimes) just get frustrated and do everything for you if you basically pretend that you cannot do a damn thing for yourself.
My view is that these guys have made this world into an overly complex place. So, let them wrestle with it. I’ll watch.
So what?
Our lawless borders are open to millions without ID.
They get it when they arrive
This reads like one of those logic puzzles. The answer to this one could be “he was born in the plane”.
Man was possibly in a vodka black out?
Sounds like an old scam. Back in the 1990s during the first gulf war I was assign to the international terminal at Oakland Airport to enhance security.
Every day we would have anywhere between 15 and 30 people get off flights with no passports or visas and claim asylum. I inquired how this was possible as you must have both to board an international flight.
The inspectors informed me that the aliens would board the flight with a valid passport and a counterfeit US visa. In flight they would destroy both and tearing them up and putting them down the crapper.
They did this because possession of a counterfeit US visa is a felony. The were all from Pakistan and it was during the first gulf war. I was there for 3 months and this happened every day.
They were all granted “Deferred Inspection” and walked out the door onto the street.
I understand from agents stationed around the country that this was happening at every international airport across the country and had been going on for years.
Even right after 9-11 the US government treated national security as a joke. They still do.
After landing at LAX, Ochigava looked at his surroundings and said; “Oh Shitsky. Get me back to Moscow.”
He should have flown into Mexico and strolled across the border.
He’s have been treated like royalty then.
Scam
There’s no way you get on a US bound plane in Europe without going through TSA level security.
He’s pretending to be confused, old gambit