Posted on 04/26/2023 12:25:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Usually, I’d agree, but why would they want to promote this message?
I think singer/songwriter John Prine said it best.
‘Dear Abby’
Dear Abby, Dear Abby
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I were dead
Signed, Unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain’t what you ain’t
So listen up buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood!
That is how they get their money.
Its highly suspect it is fake, because neither the man, nor Dear Abby, actually addressed the issue of if they are really divorced, or not.
The joke in the radio industry was that the "callers" were sitting in the other booths facing the host, especially if they needed a boost in the ratings.
Most of the extreme callers were frauds.
Dear Cuck. Grow a pair.
Is she an ex or his wife? She can’t be both at the same time.
He likely owes her 18 years back child support.
Perhaps they were, it was somewhat entertaining regardless, I did have a friend whose daughter called and got thru to Dr. Laura one time, her issue was typical of a younger woman, she hated her parents and wanted to know what to do.
“We are now moving, and my daughter wants her mother to get a job…”
With a woman like that, how do you know it’s YOUR daughter?
Get tested.
La da dee La da da
Sorry, there was a thread about 90s music and this just made that pop into my head.
Which thread?
She’s homeless?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything - and said it would never happen again.
90’s song.
“She’s homeless. La da dee La da da.”
…”I never thought these were true…..”
He’s not a germophobe...
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