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1 posted on 03/26/2023 4:42:37 PM PDT by algore
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It is the female vote that creates these government orders, it would be nice if these articles would start pointing out that females are the driving force for this, they vote it in and then vote to keep it there.


2 posted on 03/26/2023 4:49:05 PM PDT by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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Just tell me how the cutadickofftomy worked out. If it hasn’t happened yet it’s all a scam. And just how does that “happy” part work? So far this jerkoff is just a cross dresser and shouldn’t be anywhere near the girls dressing room.


3 posted on 03/26/2023 4:58:32 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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Unlike Lisa, Riley has balls. Figuratively at least.


5 posted on 03/26/2023 5:01:02 PM PDT by bigbob
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'Being trans is not a choice,'

He's right. Because there is no such thing as a trans person and you can't choose to become something that doesn't exist.

8 posted on 03/26/2023 5:03:47 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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‘I transitioned to be happy.’=


Translation: “I transitioned to be able to WIN. I had no other choice.”


9 posted on 03/26/2023 5:04:31 PM PDT by Maris Crane
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The Lopitoff Federation donates parts to labs researching artificial mutations


13 posted on 03/26/2023 5:10:19 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Let’s go Brandon!)
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You go girl. She’s not mincing words, and I like that. ESPN has long been more interested in promoting leftist ideology rather than being a dedicated sports channel.


14 posted on 03/26/2023 5:11:51 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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ESPN is for talent less homos. They brag about it.


16 posted on 03/26/2023 5:13:00 PM PDT by zoomie92 (Down with tard comanies that cannot make money....)
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Riley Gaines for Congress


18 posted on 03/26/2023 5:15:23 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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These women should have been complaining openly from day one. No man, especially one with mental issues, should ever be allowed to compete in a women’s category.


20 posted on 03/26/2023 5:18:44 PM PDT by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Sanders, Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Stand Aside and Retire.)
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'I transitioned to be happy.'

Selfish bastard. How many real women did you make unhappy because you robbed them of titles, trophies, scholarships and future opportunities they worked long hard grueling years for? You were nothing more than a mediocre swimmer when competing against your fellow males, but you sure could overpower most women because of your biological advantage. And in the process, you and your enablers made a mockery of Title IX. Some achievement.

21 posted on 03/26/2023 5:19:28 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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These poor kids born into societal collapse and having their childhoods taken away from them by Democrats.


25 posted on 03/26/2023 5:24:00 PM PDT by Vision (Woke is communism and it has no place in America. Election Reform Now! Obama is an evildoer.)
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'Being trans is not a choice,' said Thomas. 'I didn't have any other choice because not transitioning was not getting me anywhere.

So cut your dick off dude. What, too pussy to not be a man…?

31 posted on 03/26/2023 5:41:13 PM PDT by Magnatron
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My favorite is Andy Kaufman, InterGender Wrestling Champion of the World.


32 posted on 03/26/2023 5:41:58 PM PDT by job
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FTA: The Texan-born athlete swam in men's competitions until beginning their transition in May 2019, and made her debut in the women's races in December 2021.

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Idiot writer needs a lesson in pronouns.

The Texan-born athlete swam in men's competitions until beginning their his transition in May 2019, and made her his debut in the women's races in December 2021.

33 posted on 03/26/2023 5:53:17 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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Yeah, right.

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35 posted on 03/26/2023 6:06:26 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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As far as I’m concerned, any woman that competes against a guy DESERVES to lose and has no business complaining.

During the Civil Rights Era, people took bullets to make their point - the least these women can do is NOT jump in the pool, and simply walk back to the locker room.

And if they don’t - NOTHING will change.


37 posted on 03/26/2023 6:19:05 PM PDT by BobL
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38 posted on 03/26/2023 6:25:51 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
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He won nothing and earned nothing. But had the nerve to accept the trophy like he had from those who had worked to earn it. Has no respect for others and apparently none for himself to accept a prize he did not earn.


43 posted on 03/26/2023 7:05:36 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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If “Lea” still has a male appendage, he is not a she!

If “Lea” does not have a male appendage, he is insane!

Either way, “Lea” should be banned for life FRom competitive swimming!


47 posted on 03/26/2023 7:21:36 PM PDT by Taxman (ew)
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