Posted on 02/15/2023 7:13:06 AM PST by algore
LMAO!
Did yer dad fill his tank with drip?
Michelob Ultra? That ain’t beer.
LOL!
“Back in the 1970s, my dad used to drive on long trips with a beer between his legs.”
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The 70’s were definitely a different time. As a college student I remember taking a girl I just picked up at a bar across the Canadian border at 4am while highly intoxicated. Told border guards I was just going to visit a park on the Canadian side and was waved through without a hitch.
“Then came the unmistakable sound. kr-Pop-tss-SSS. In plain view of deputies, Sereda reached into the pile of fallen aluminum soldiers and pulled out a hidden treasure. An unopened beer.”
That’s some creative writing, right there.
I hate seeing the reports of rape, rioting and jazz music after they smoke, too!
average traffic stop in Florida, must be all those New Yorkers moving in.
If you lived under Cuomo and Hochul, you'd be celebrating with a beer if you escaped to Florida too. :)
Back before I quit, always had nip “travellers”.
Lived in NYC, so was never far from supply of cold ones.
Floor of back seat was inches deep in twist-offs.
Sitting at an apartment window overlooking a stop light on a rather busy street one summer evening, late 70s. The number of drivers with either a beer or drink between their legs when they stopped for the light amazed even me!
[...live alligator...]
You need to upgrade to a high capacity opossum assault marsupial.
Years ago I was working at a printing plant. One of our old guys had a VW Beetle. No back window. No back seat. He kept a 5 gallon bucket in the back during the winter burning wood for heat. We get off 3-11 shift, all meet in the parking lot for a couple of beers and off he goes with the lit bucket in the back and a case of Bud. Next day he shows up for work a little early. Gets in the shower to wash the smoke off him(and beer) and goes to work.
Now that’s hard core!
Of course, he’s dead now. But that’s not the point!
If only...
Great post!
LOL! That is very close to the pinnacle of being a Florida Man! I say "close" because I have no doubt that Florida Man can take it much further than that!
He didn’t offer the officer a beer? That’s just rude.
Bud Light = Migrane
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