[nickcarraway]

[EEGator]

No

[Jamestown1630]

WELL, he does look pretty good for 85...

[bankwalker]

BIG wallet

[stevio]

Well I was going to say, “You go boy!” But eh, you know.

[Not_Who_U_Think]

In the years following the Civil War, veterans and their spouse were given a pension for life.

By the late 1920s, those elderly veterans were quite the catch for a young lady. Marry the old fellow and after his passing collect his pension for the rest of her life. I’ve read that the last living pension recipient was a lady who married under a similar arrangement and had collected on her late husband’s veteran’s pension for over 50 years after his passing.

[Salvavida]

I know this joke is old, but it’s still funny:

https://news.amomama.com/116205-old-man-tells-doctor-20-year-wife-pregna.html

[tflabo]

Preparations for the Reperations. Pops is a 2 legged stock with big future payout dividends. Emphasis on ‘ends’.

[babygene]

I’ve wondered about this situation in the past...

If a man on SS biologically fathered a child with a woman, (married or not) would the child be eligible for SS payments and survivor benefits until it became adults?

It seems like that would be common if true.

[pierrem15]

She might need one of these: https://www.allvetsupply.com/elforbu.html

[antidemoncrat]

Any idea how many $$$ he]s worth?

[Halls]

Well, whatever floats their boat!

[Carriage Hill]

Sickness.

[Busywhiskers]

Better hurry.

[sit-rep]

words fail me...