Woman in Australia Reports Experiencing Awkward ‘Headlight’ Issue After Getting Pfizer Vaccine

New York Post ^ | January 27, 2022 | Brooke Rolfe

[nickcarraway]

An awkward vaccine side effect has been reported by a Victorian woman who claims her body’s “high beams” have been permanently switched on since getting double jabbed.

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She explained how eventually, she managed to connect the onset of the issue to her double Pfizer vaccination. “I’ve worked out that I had the double vaccination and I had Pfizer, and ever since then my headlights have been on,” she said.

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Many other women claimed they too had experienced the phenomenon after receiving their Pfizer jabs. “OMG yes this has happened to me too,” one woman wrote in a comment to her TikTok video.

[NohSpinZone]

With photo evidence

[who knows what evil?]

Yawn...check out the occasional ‘Price Is Right’ rerun...you’ll see women with headlights on high beam all the time...only reason to watch. :-)

[Fido969]

Chicks just tryin’ for clicks.

[wastedyears]

Waiting for the democrat/media/big pharma/Faux-xi cheerleaders on here to say the death serum is perfectly safe with 98% efficacy.

[SkyDancer]

It’s the beer. I know it’s the beer.

[dinodino]

Pics please

[DannyTN]

And THAT”s how you sell vaccines!!!

[Oscar in Batangas]

Lucky for her she got both jabs. It would be hell to go thru the rest of life lop-sided.

[Manic_Episode]

The obvious solution is to make the vax mandatory for all women under the age of 45 or so and for 100% of all men worldwide to be exempt.

[SaxxonWoods]

I think this is an ad for female sex robots.

[Bratch]

[dljordan]

I need to examine her myself to be sure.

[Mr Rogers]

Someone that artificial has at least some measure of guilt....

I find “Plasti-Face” so disgusting that the enhanced boobs - do NOT let them get close to a hot car engine! - impossible to care about. But I’m in my 60s....

[Sparticus]

Party foul!!!

[bigbob]

I’d need to examine the evidence

[Drew68]

The “headlight” euphemism is typically used when referring to the appearance of prominent nipples – a display more commonly associated with cold weather.

Growing up, we used the euphemism "high beams" as in, "Her high beams are on."

[Deaf Smith]

Back in the 1970's...

Do not ever recall any phrase replacing headlights.

[Kartographer]

I suggest vigorous physical therapy. Calling Dr. Laz, calling Dr. Laz report the ER STAT!!

[nickcarraway]

Wouldn’t she have had the beer before?

[EvilCapitalist]

Here is the greatest Headlight moment I can think of. You’ll have to go to the 1:28 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO4kFzPbiQY