VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE, Scientists will try to revive in two weeks

wwn ^

[hopespringseternal]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0709096/ Stargate — Frozen

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104187/ Encino Man

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087452/ Iceman

[ro_dreaming]

Did any live?

[Red Badger]

Their QB?........................

[Verginius Rufus]

Icelandic is not too far removed from Old Norse. A scholar who was very familiar with the Norse sagas would perhaps be able to converse in Old Norse. So it might be possible to find someone who could talk to a 1200-year-old Viking. But the chances that a 1200-year-old Viking could be brought back to life are zero.

[COBOL2Java]

I just told my 94-year-old father-in-law, “You think you are old? Hell, this Viking they found frozen is 1300 years old.”

Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks "2000 Year Old Man" on The Ed Sullivan Show

[Sacajaweau]

Burials were once considered sacred. No more...dig'em up, dress'm up and collect the "Grant Money"...which is forever.

Everyone knows it's "0"...but that Grant Money is such an incentive.

[daniel1212]

The original page contained a response by a fact checker who reproved the story as false since he had been to Frosty Cove, and noted the missing mountains you mentioned. The EcoEnquirer thanks him for stating the obvious.

Now for the story behind the story:

Witness the headlines: “Pristine Alaskan Glacier Turns Into Tropical Wasteland.” “More Polar Bears Suffering Heat Exhaustion.” And “Dolphins Discovered Fleeing Warming Tropical Waters.” Global warming warnings intended to give you the shivers. But upon further clicking and reading, visitors to EcoEnquirer.com might think, hmm: Is the Smithsonian Institution really buying up virgin arctic sea ice on the black market? Did attention-weary penguins actually chase bewildered researchers back onto their ships? And what’s this about the EPA mandating a reduction in emissions from … volcanoes? Somewhere, former NASA scientist Roy Spencer is laughing. The 50-year-old PhD dreamed up the spoof site – sort of the Onion meets the Weather Channel – because he thinks people are overreacting to the threat of climate change. Now a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama at Huntsville, Spencer says human activities have “likely” contributed to climate change, but he argues “since we do not understand natural climate fluctuations, we don’t really know how much, quantitatively, of the present warmth is man-made versus natural.” Spencer describes his Web site as “a spur-of-the moment effort that resulted from the increasing number of news stories that quoted people who blamed global warming for events such as tsunamis and the latest flood, drought or hurricane. … Also, I have a somewhat twisted sense of humor, and the Web site gives me an additional creative outlet.

” - https://www.heraldnet.com/news/scientist-spoofs-global-warming/

[madison10]

I thought of the same show, could not remember the title

[Salamander]

^this^

[Sawdring]

[BiteYourSelf]

Most important, did he have a red white and blue shield.😁

[BiteYourSelf]

😏

[ComputerGuy]

How do you say Otzi in Canuck?

[SunkenCiv]

Sven, eh?