What are considered car accessories?
These auto accessories include, dash covers, seat covers, mirrors, shifter knobs, steering wheel covers, fuel consumption meters, window tint, stereo system, DVD players, floor mats, air fresheners and naked women. https://www.streetdirectory.com/travel_guide/51010/car_parts/auto_accessories___why_are_auto_accessories_necessary.html
“Do you provide some aftermarket, overpriced detailing that waterproofs the inside of the vehicle?”
If the dealer is offering that kind of accessory, she has to be better looking.