Posted on 09/27/2021 11:15:52 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A woman has been arrested after a customer and employees at a car dealership say they found her naked in the back seat of a Jeep Wrangler last week.
Alexis King, 37, is in the Escambia County Jail with a $7,000 bond. King is charged with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance, criminal mischief, unlawful exposure of sexual organs and giving a false name.
Missing Pensacola woman’s body found in wooded area off Highway 113, roommate being charged with murder A customer at Bob Tyler Toyota on Pensacola Boulevard complained about a naked woman in the back of a Jeep. A manager walked outside and found King in the back with no clothes on and her legs spread open.
A receptionist reported the same story and said she told the woman to get dressed and get out of the vehicle. Another employee said he saw King crossing the road and called law enforcement.
There was blood on the back seat and damage to the radio totaling about $1,300.
New cars have too many options as it is, now this?
It was obviously caused by global warming.
“Do you provide some aftermarket, overpriced detailing that waterproofs the inside of the vehicle?”
unlawful exposure of sexual organs
Is there such a thing as lawful exposure?
Asking for a friend...
Whoa, it aint halloween yet.
5.56mm
By tuning into rap stations?
Mr. Milo: Just once I’d like to hear you scream in pain.
Joe: Play some rap music...
If anyone is curious about, “Missing Pensacola woman’s body found in wooded area off Highway 113, roommate being charged with murder”.
Fugget ‘bout it!
Obviously she came back in the time displacement device and was resting before going to defend the leader of the resistance from Skynet.
NHTSA should be issuing a recall on this model shortly...as in “Do Not Drive Your Vehicle; Have Your Vehicle Towed Directly To The Dealer For Immediate Repair” kind of recall.
Guilty!
However, for the prices of these vehicles you should expect more than just a car.
Many years ago I scheduled a stop in Hong Kong since I had never been there. It was a short visit, just over night, I have never been in a more humid and uncomfortable place including the Amazon Rain Forest or PNG. Nevertheless, I checked into the Mandrin Oriental very late in the evening after landing at the old Kai Tak Airport. There was a very tall and attractive oriental girl with black hair, black mini-skirt and legs. Very long legs. Oh my. After signing in and noticing the rate I asked her if I would be spending the night alone for that price. She did not see the humor in the remark.
Cars as expensive as a $100,000 Grand Cherokee should come with much better accessories.
I would definitely take the gap insurance if I bought that car.
Man, this has happened to me so many times I’ve lost count.
So, not good naked, I take it?
This is not how you “up-sell” a car.
Now, offer me the rich Corinthian Leather, and maybe we can make a deal.
was there an upcharge or a discount on the sticker?
Meth is a hell of a drug
Was she vaccinated?
When the car radio costs $2500
Radios aren't what they used to be. They are complicated computer like devices. Also, what was the source of the blood? The dealership is either going to have to sell the vehicle at a steep discount or conceal what has happened.
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