Full headline:
Burger King now serves bacon in South Africa but dropped ham from the names of burgers to be more respectful of halaal clientsNow this is some non-fake news I wish were fake and/or satire. The Ham in Hamburg translates as water meadow, so this is preemptive dhimmitude based on false friend linguistic mistakes of all things.
1 posted on
09/11/2019 10:23:23 AM PDT by
Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
So we have to change the name of hamburger to avoid offending Muslims?? What the heck? This sounds like satire or parody.
To: Olog-hai
Well, they apparently have one in the US that is beefless so........... But bacon is okay? Well it’s awesome for me. And, let’s not get started on the whole “I’m allergic to bacon.” theme again.
3 posted on
09/11/2019 10:26:04 AM PDT by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: Olog-hai
Reminded of a few years back, when a guy lost his job for using the word “Niggardly”... Sigh.....
4 posted on
09/11/2019 10:28:12 AM PDT by
drwoof
To: Olog-hai
The lesson is simple, concise, and clear. Terrorism works:

5 posted on
09/11/2019 10:28:25 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Olog-hai
This, from the same people who were handed AK-47s and put the rear sight up to maximum range. The logic being the rifle needed more power the shoot a bullet 800 yards. So wanting it to shoot as hard as possible, they put the throttle all the way up.
6 posted on
09/11/2019 10:29:10 AM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Olog-hai
Well, they could always call them a “Royale with Cheese”.
To: Olog-hai
(Face palm) Geez, Not this stuff again!
8 posted on
09/11/2019 10:32:10 AM PDT by
oldplayer
To: Olog-hai
9 posted on
09/11/2019 10:32:59 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: Olog-hai
I'm no muslim, but I know it takes more than changing the name to make something halal.
Who are they trying to fool?
10 posted on
09/11/2019 10:39:55 AM PDT by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: Olog-hai
11 posted on
09/11/2019 10:44:48 AM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Olog-hai
“The names are being changed to be more respectful of its halaal client base...”
Translation: Muslims are too stupid to understand hamburgers don’t contain ham.
To: Olog-hai
What about the city of Hamburg, Germany? Or Southampton, UK? Or Hamtramck, Michigan?
They must all change their names to avoid offending someone...
13 posted on
09/11/2019 10:52:23 AM PDT by
rfp1234
(Obscured by Clods)
To: Olog-hai
If hamburgers are made from beef, why do they call them HAAAMMMMMM-burgers?
15 posted on
09/11/2019 10:55:14 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: Olog-hai
17 posted on
09/11/2019 10:56:44 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: Olog-hai
21 posted on
09/11/2019 11:54:38 AM PDT by
TheNext
(Leader of the Happy People of the World)
To: Olog-hai
he Earl of Hamburg cannot respond at this time.
22 posted on
09/11/2019 12:20:33 PM PDT by
dblshot
(I am John Galt.)
To: Olog-hai
WHAT??? I've got to change my name? To make WHO happy??
To: Olog-hai
This brings to mind an incident a few years ago when someone was accused of racism for using the word “niggardly,”which has nothing to do with race.
To: Olog-hai
Changed to “White Settler’s Burgers”. Delicious with no after taste.
28 posted on
09/11/2019 2:28:36 PM PDT by
Starstruck
(I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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