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Full headline: Burger King now serves bacon in South Africa — but dropped ‘ham’ from the names of burgers ‘to be more respectful’ of halaal clients

Now this is some non-fake news I wish were fake and/or satire. The “Ham” in Hamburg translates as “water meadow”, so this is preemptive dhimmitude based on “false friend” linguistic mistakes of all things.

1 posted on 09/11/2019 10:23:23 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

So we have to change the name of hamburger to avoid offending Muslims?? What the heck? This sounds like satire or parody.


2 posted on 09/11/2019 10:25:41 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Olog-hai

Well, they apparently have one in the US that is beefless so........... But bacon is okay? Well it’s awesome for me. And, let’s not get started on the whole “I’m allergic to bacon.” theme again.


3 posted on 09/11/2019 10:26:04 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Olog-hai

Reminded of a few years back, when a guy lost his job for using the word “Niggardly”... Sigh.....


4 posted on 09/11/2019 10:28:12 AM PDT by drwoof
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To: Olog-hai
The lesson is simple, concise, and clear.

Terrorism works:


5 posted on 09/11/2019 10:28:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Olog-hai

This, from the same people who were handed AK-47s and put the rear sight up to maximum range. The logic being the rifle needed more power the shoot a bullet 800 yards. So wanting it to shoot as hard as possible, they put the throttle all the way up.


6 posted on 09/11/2019 10:29:10 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: Olog-hai

Well, they could always call them a “Royale with Cheese”.


7 posted on 09/11/2019 10:29:27 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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(Face palm) Geez, Not this stuff again!


8 posted on 09/11/2019 10:32:10 AM PDT by oldplayer
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Are they offering their 'gay burgers' in Africa too? Won't eat at burger king no mo- Well doen burger king- way to drive peopel away from your product!

Burger-King-Proud-Whopper

https://christiannews.net/2014/07/03/a-gay-hamburger-burger-king-selling-the-proud-whopper-to-celebrate-sin/

9 posted on 09/11/2019 10:32:59 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Olog-hai
I'm no muslim, but I know it takes more than changing the name to make something halal.

Who are they trying to fool?

10 posted on 09/11/2019 10:39:55 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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BACON AKBAR!


11 posted on 09/11/2019 10:44:48 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents_Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Olog-hai

“The names are being changed “to be more respectful of” its halaal client base...”

Translation: Muslims are too stupid to understand hamburgers don’t contain ham.


12 posted on 09/11/2019 10:46:57 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Olog-hai
What about the city of Hamburg, Germany? Or Southampton, UK? Or Hamtramck, Michigan?

They must all change their names to avoid offending someone...

13 posted on 09/11/2019 10:52:23 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Obscured by Clods)
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To: Olog-hai

If hamburgers are made from beef, why do they call them HAAAMMMMMM-burgers?


15 posted on 09/11/2019 10:55:14 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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17 posted on 09/11/2019 10:56:44 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: Olog-hai

Ham Burger King !


21 posted on 09/11/2019 11:54:38 AM PDT by TheNext (Leader of the Happy People of the World)
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he Earl of Hamburg cannot respond at this time.


22 posted on 09/11/2019 12:20:33 PM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: Olog-hai
WHAT??? I've got to change my name? To make WHO happy??


26 posted on 09/11/2019 1:11:33 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Olog-hai

This brings to mind an incident a few years ago when someone was accused of racism for using the word “niggardly,”which has nothing to do with race.


27 posted on 09/11/2019 2:22:50 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Olog-hai

Changed to “White Settler’s Burgers”. Delicious with no after taste.


28 posted on 09/11/2019 2:28:36 PM PDT by Starstruck (I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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