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Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
Brobible ^ | 9.25.14 | Chris Illuminati

Posted on 03/14/2015 9:32:06 PM PDT by null and void

Edited on 03/15/2015 4:08:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

The headline tells the story. I don

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To: Colonel_Flagg

Sounds like something from a Mr. Bean show!


21 posted on 03/14/2015 10:02:23 PM PDT by cameraeye (A happy kaffir!)
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To: null and void

I guess this guy REALLY did not use his noodle!


22 posted on 03/14/2015 10:08:57 PM PDT by EinNYC
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To: Slings and Arrows

I know residences can be cramped sometimes, but seriously, who keeps fireworks next to the stove?


23 posted on 03/14/2015 10:11:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (Rich's Undeniable Truth of the Day: Stupidity is its own punishment.)
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To: null and void

I believe I have stumbled on the one headline I *never* expected to read!


24 posted on 03/14/2015 10:13:24 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: null and void

This article has lots of evil things going on, any one of which, if banned, would prevent such dangerous events from happening.

1)Video Games
2)Ramen Noodles
3)Speedo Suits, and
4)bottle rockets.

I see three on there that if they were banned from the world wouldn’t bother me too much.


25 posted on 03/14/2015 10:14:47 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: RichInOC

“...who keeps fireworks next to the stove?”

Yes, clearly that’s where it all started to go wrong. So wrong, so very, very wrong.


26 posted on 03/14/2015 10:17:01 PM PDT by jocon307 (Tell it like it is.)
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To: null and void

First time that headline has ever appeared, guaranteed.


27 posted on 03/14/2015 10:18:40 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
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To: Slings and Arrows
At least he didn't wear the Speedo in public deliberately.

Now those guys need to have bottle rockets shot at them.

28 posted on 03/14/2015 10:20:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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29 posted on 03/14/2015 10:21:22 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

*cringing phantom paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain*


30 posted on 03/14/2015 10:21:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: null and void

Doug Iverson was a great CFO but lacked the “human touch” to be an effective CEO at Coca-Cola.


31 posted on 03/14/2015 10:29:08 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: null and void

time to write up the insurance claim!


32 posted on 03/14/2015 10:49:26 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Foolish people ... have eyes and see not)
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To: null and void

Wouldn’t it be better to use a pot than attempt to cook ramen In a speedo? I mean, how much ramen can you cook in a speedo anyway?


33 posted on 03/14/2015 10:55:39 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Jack Hammer
this headline is one I’ve never before seen in sixty-plus years.

The Spousal Unit says, "well that makes three of us...and don't ever need to again. Once in a lifetime is enough."

34 posted on 03/14/2015 10:58:17 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Flick Lives

35 posted on 03/14/2015 10:59:29 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition

That’s completely freaky gross.


36 posted on 03/14/2015 11:01:31 PM PDT by onyx
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To: EinNYC

37 posted on 03/14/2015 11:02:46 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Slings and Arrows; onyx

38 posted on 03/14/2015 11:04:51 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition
That's horrid, too, but nothing tops the gay blade/wannabe he-man in #35
39 posted on 03/14/2015 11:05:47 PM PDT by onyx
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To: RichInOC

A special kind of stupid people in Taiwan, and Flori-Duh residents, sometimes store explosives in & around stoves.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/21/17045722-woman-shot-by-oven-while-trying-to-cook-waffles?lite


40 posted on 03/14/2015 11:07:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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