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Smelling farts could be the best thing you do today [bizarre "health discovery"]
CNET.com ^ | July 11, 2014 | Anthony Domanico

Posted on 07/12/2014 12:08:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows
Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin.

http://humorinamerica.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/fart-proudly/

61 posted on 07/12/2014 7:32:32 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins all the battles. Reality wins all the wars.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I should invite people to stay at our “health spa” after a nice Italian dinner at our house.


62 posted on 07/12/2014 8:29:23 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The commenters are plenty but the thinkers are few." -- Walid Shoebat)
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To: Nervous Tick

Take two beans and call me in the morning.


63 posted on 07/12/2014 10:18:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Smug Alert!
64 posted on 07/12/2014 10:46:26 AM PDT by EveningStar
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if that's the best, i can't imagine the worst...
65 posted on 07/12/2014 10:50:30 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Slings and Arrows

But they said small doses. There’s always a catch.


66 posted on 07/12/2014 10:54:51 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I always let my benefactors know that a beer-laden Monday Morning Burst is good for them. They disagree.


67 posted on 07/12/2014 10:57:05 AM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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Always.


68 posted on 07/12/2014 11:18:24 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If I fart in public I just pick up my iPhone and say hello. People just think I have some curious ring tones.


69 posted on 07/12/2014 11:18:25 AM PDT by Walmartian (I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
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