[Slings and Arrows]

Low-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

[Mogger]

A Rusty Dewees Comedy skit, approximately:

To old timer real Vermonter farmer, "What do you think of this homosexual marriage thing?"

Farmer, "well I don't now that it's any of my business, but it does seem kinda strange."

Rusty, "Well , everybody knows you've had you way with some of your cows and sheep from time to time".

Awkward silence.

Farmer, "Well, yea, but that doesn't mean I'm going to marry them!"

[TigersEye]

And no one hangs lower than that fruit!