To old timer real Vermonter farmer, "What do you think of this homosexual marriage thing?"
Farmer, "well I don't now that it's any of my business, but it does seem kinda strange."
Rusty, "Well , everybody knows you've had you way with some of your cows and sheep from time to time".
Awkward silence.
Farmer, "Well, yea, but that doesn't mean I'm going to marry them!"
*snicker*
You should’ve seen the story I didn’t dare post.
Ran into a queer shepherd on our travels. He only slept with rams; wouldn’t have anything to do with an ewe.