PIV is always rape, ok?

Radical Wind - blowing through female outerspace ^ | December 15, 2013

[grey_whiskers]

I will be showing this to my wife if only to illustrate all men should request the woman on top as the man watches TV over their shoulder /S

Preferable NASCAR and not Oprah or Lifetime...

[grey_whiskers]

This needs a rewrite that “cuddling after intercourse is always rape”.

After men have been compelled and coerced by women into surrendering some of their precious bodily fluids, while being savagely clawed, solely for the lustful purposes of the rapacious and lewd female. While they want no further contact with the puffy, quivering mass of clinging, orgasmic emotions and babbling expressions of affection, at least until they have had some opportunity to recover.

But women insist that men cuddle against their will.

Remind me to buy you a beer or scotch of your choosing.

[grey_whiskers]

Also known as aural sex, which is responsible for the spread of hearing AIDS.

+1

[lightman]

Don’t know about Eve but when Sarai heard the angelic messenger announce that she would conceive, she thought, “Am I to have pleasure in my old age?” and she LAUGHED.