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Amsterdam prostitute twins retire at 70 after 50 years and 355,000 men
Metro [UK] ^ | Thursday 14 Mar 2013 | Aidan Radnedge

Posted on 03/15/2013 11:46:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Venturer

“Having sex with either of them would probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway”

It would echo too...but I bet they whisper sweet nothings in your ear.....
What is the government mandated age of retirement in Amsterdam? Union rules..they probably had the best corner or window....


61 posted on 03/16/2013 6:33:10 AM PDT by Youngman542012
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Brothels were legalised in the Netherlands in 2000 – but the sisters say this ‘has not improved prostitutes’ lives’.”

I guess nobody ever told them prostitution was a crappy job. :-)


62 posted on 03/16/2013 6:40:30 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: maddog55
Don't understate it.


63 posted on 03/16/2013 6:45:07 AM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: elcid1970

There’s a couple of old ladies who “work” out of a car near the Vogelweh Small Arms Qualification Range near Ramstein AB, Germany.


64 posted on 03/16/2013 6:47:33 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Dr.Deth

Headline: Putting the blame squarely on the sequester, Obama has announced plans to withdraw 40,000 US soldiers from Afghanistan along with a squadron of F-22’s, then replace these assets with two Dutch women, age 70.

“I’m confident that these ladies can take on Al Qaeda all by themselves “, declared the President.


65 posted on 03/16/2013 6:48:59 AM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: Daffynition
Is there really a man somewhere that saz...Man I'd pay for a piece of that?  photo VOM.png
66 posted on 03/16/2013 7:00:39 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Daffynition; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; Perdogg; sickoflibs; NFHale

I’m doing a scared turtle impression right now.


67 posted on 03/16/2013 7:08:45 AM PDT by Impy (All in favor of Harry Reid meeting Mr. Mayhem?)
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To: Dr.Deth
LOL

The replacements for the *Two Fat Ladies* on the cooking channel.


68 posted on 03/16/2013 7:10:17 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: baddog 219
They certainly take this *dress for success* thing seriously.


69 posted on 03/16/2013 7:13:07 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Impy
BOGO


70 posted on 03/16/2013 7:14:55 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Squantos
Put down those beer googles, iffin ya know whatz good fer ya soldier.


71 posted on 03/16/2013 7:17:03 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Be on the lookout.....They're moving to Seattle.


72 posted on 03/16/2013 7:24:28 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: kenmcg
Prada?


73 posted on 03/16/2013 7:27:13 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: elcid1970

Do you remember “Humpty Dumpty” who used to sit on a wall near the main gate?


74 posted on 03/16/2013 7:40:30 AM PDT by Ax
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To: Impy; Daffynition; fieldmarshaldj; BillyBoy; Perdogg; sickoflibs

OMG...

The “South” may never “rise” again after seeing that... Argh!!!


75 posted on 03/16/2013 8:23:11 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: SeminoleCounty
Their last name is quite fitting....

The Fokken twins. The jokes ... just ... write ... themselves.

76 posted on 03/16/2013 8:45:39 AM PDT by Bryan
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To: ontap

Dunno, but he’s probably a Democrat.


77 posted on 03/16/2013 9:01:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

There’s always someone who doesn’t get the memo.


78 posted on 03/16/2013 9:03:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

79 posted on 03/16/2013 10:34:41 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

80 posted on 03/16/2013 10:35:41 AM PDT by dfwgator
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