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Posted on 02/02/2012 8:21:51 AM PST by modest proposal
obama - adam sandler george w - jeff bridges clinton - brad pitt george bush - MAYBE mel gibson al gore - chris cooper kareena gore - kim basinger hillary clinton - sharon stone chelsea clinton - rebecca gay heart jenna bush - bree olsen barbara bush jr - jennifer love hewitt barbara bush - susan sarandon romney - harrison ford ann romney - natalie portman joe lieberman - dana carvey? napolitano - phoebe cates John edwards - tom cruise elizabeth edwards - ginnifer goodwin santorum - jack dempsey ? howard dean - kevin spacey mark sanford - christian bale jenny sanford - kerry russell spitzer - ed harris ashley dupree- daisy fuentes gabrielle giffords - larisa oleynik ron paul- james van der beek nancy reagan - sissy spacek
qaddafi - mike starr
senate
daniel inouye - george soros john boehner - chevy chase harry reid - owen wilson mitch mcconnell - mark zuckerberg john kyl - luke wilson patty murray - alyson hannigan debbie stabenow - meryl streep daniel akaka - robert beltran barbara boxer - debbie fisher john thune - colin firth saxby chamblis - jeff bridges olympia snowe- sandra bullock roger wicker - prince harry kevin mccarthy - matt dilon?? pete sessions - brian austen green john carter - mel gibson nancy pelosi - julia roberts? steny hoyer - alan cummings john lewis - samuel l. jackson maxine waters - melanie griffith ? jan schakowsky - laura dern? joseph crowley - matthew lilard g.k. butterfield - nathan lane debbie wasserman schultz - sarah michelle gellar rosa de lauro - demi moore john mccain - tom cruise john boozman - dominic monaghan michael bennet - ashton kutcher richard blumenthal - rob lowe bill nelson - tom skerrit marco rubio - mark sanchez? Johnny isakson - hugh laurie? dick durbin - gary sinise? jerry moran - ian ziering mary landrieu - shannon doherty susan collins - jennie garth Barbara milkulski - gabrielle carteris john kerry - rupert everett? amy klobuchar - leanne rimes al franken - tom hanks roger wicker - prince harry ? clair mccaskill - cristina ricci John ensign - charlie sheen jeanne shaheen - kirsten dunst kelly ayotte - katie holmes? jeff bingaman - hugo weaving chuck schumer - steve martin Jim inhofe - kevin costner ron wyden - jack reed - liev schreiber lamar alexander - ron howard patrick leahy - donald trump herb kohl - ed harris cathy mcmorris rodgers - katie lee ron johnson - james marsden mike enzi - drew carrey ?
House of representatives
Joe Bonner - Matt Damon ? Martha Roby- Liv Tyler? Mike Rodgers - Joel Osmont ed norton? robert aderholt- Joshua Jackson mo brooks - martin freeman spencer bachus- david hyde pierce terri sewell - brandy don young - martin short paul gosar - ryan gosling trent franks - edward norton ben quayle - jared leto George Miller - Jimmy Buffett
Yes, but the bigger question is would Laz "Hit It" too?
To: Undisclosed recipients.
Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to th You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd. I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 2/3/2012 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details. NAME: VINCE DURU ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA TEXT QUESTION:FOR ANSWER: YOU AMOUNT: $98 Senders name====== Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions.ROBERT MUELLER III
You can tell it's legit because the FBI doesn't use paragraphs.
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Tell me more about your newsletter, Rep. Paul.
One time I saw Ringo Starr at a Trailways bus station in Gillette, Wyoming.
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I once played golf naked with Henry Kissinger. I’m serious.
Having fun posting graphics you usually don’t, Laz baby?
You're hacked.
(You just don't realize it.)
This was hysterically funny until the threats started.
I know who should be the first inhabitant of Newt’s moon colony. Man, I wish there was a way to track this person down to see it first hand. Whew!!
Ok. I'll bite.
I don't care who ya are, that right there is funny!
- — - - I once played golf naked with Henry Kissinger. I’m serious.
I am not serious. Mine sounds more plausible, tho.
I don't care who ya are, that right there is funny!
It's been done:
LOL. I grew up in Palm Springs. I was 3 and a devout nudist (mrR remembers), we lived at one of the country clubs on the 9th hole. My mother’s design studio faced the golf course and she would turn me loose while she worked.
So, one Saturday, there was a celebrity golf tournament hosted by William Demarest (My Three Sons). I got out (totally naked) and started stealing the golf balls, which I thought was a great game. One of the balls was Henry Kissinger’s. He tried to catch me on the golf cart and I thought it was great fun so I kept running and he kept chasing me, yelling. I was caught and returned to my mother, who promptly got a VERY VERY nasty letter from the Country club about the incident.
Nearly everyone who grew up in Palm Springs has at least one celebrity story, I have several and they are ALL embarrassing....
She so ronery.
My imagination painted a much more exciting, lurid story.
I figured it would, which is why I worded it the way I did. I never said Kissinger was naked. LOL.
Hey it was the early 1970’s in Palm Springs, things were wild but not necessarily THAT wild, at least not in my age group.
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