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Romney is a Weird Robot, Conservatives Hate Him-But His Bigger Problem is He's a Mormon (Barf Alert)
The Hartford Advocate ^ | June 21, 2011 | Nick Keppler

Posted on 06/21/2011 8:09:13 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Mitt Romney is on track to get the Republican nomination for president the same way his 2008 rival John McCain did. The former Massachusetts governor was the runner-up in the last open primary and is not facing anyone strong enough to knock him out of his place in line. The latest Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll found 30 percent of likely GOP voters would back Romney. Second, at 14 percent, was Sarah Palin, who is: a) not yet running, and b) not yet literate.

This is in spite of party purists' fury over Romney's record of helping people and running a sensible government in Massachusetts. He, most notoriously, implemented a universal health care program, but also signed an assault weapons ban, supported stem cell research and conceded the right to an abortion.

If conservatives walk away from Romney's campaign, it's hard to see him charming over supporters from elsewhere. A born blue-blood with a pre-politics career in the corporate/finance world, the always-chipper Romney acts like an android programmed to seem human enough to be elected to office. He's 90-percent passable, but kinks in his programming keep cropping up. He holds economic stump speeches at places like Staples (where you apply after being laid off from your real job). He jokingly told a group of jobless voters, “I'm also unemployed,” as he runs for president on his $200 million bank account. As a cute, everyday-life incident for a Boston Globe profile, he recounted putting the family dog in a cage, tying it to a car roof and driving 12 hours until it sprayed poop down a window. He's clueless in ways that make you uncomfortable.

But the factor lying in wait to sink Romney is this: He's a Mormon.

Since its founding in the 1820s, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has survived persecution by everyone from angry mobs to President James Buchanan. It became mainstream by, firstly, giving up polygamy and, secondly, creating its own mainstream, out in the remote Southwest, where it's a domineering cultural force. Its smiley followers eschew drugs, alcohol, coffee and even tea but are fond of abundant procreating, so the church is now 14 million strong.

Evangelicals, who makeup an unavoidable force in the GOP and are not known for their tolerance for religious plurality, still have a frosty view of Mormons, who have made some interesting add-ons to the tenets of Christianity.

The Obama-is-a-Muslim hoax shows the deep-seated paranoia of Americans, especially Republicans, that the president might have strange and exotic religious beliefs. Romney actually does! His church baptizes famous dead people, mandates long underwear and thinks the Second Coming will happen in Missouri.

Romney will try to deflect any mention of his religion as a personal attack, but you can choose to join or leave a church.

The LDS leadership orchestrated, in violation of the church's tax-exempt status, a massive donation drive for groups supporting Proposition 8, the 2008 ballot measure that overturned same-sex marriage in California. The two main Prop. 8 groups got most of their out-of-state funding from Utah. If the few times Obama was in the same room as Bill Ayers amounts to a scandal, so does Romney's membership — and not-insignificant tithe — to a group with a homophobic agenda.

But the Mormon issue will probably get so mangled by Tea Party yokels in the primaries it will be toxic by the general election. And, of course, Romney will handle it awkwardly. In 2008, he ran into a grizzled old diner patron who declared, “I am one person who will not vote for a Mormon!” Proving he was on autopilot, Romney tried to shake his hand anyway.

A nation with serious religious hang ups, the United States is not ready for a Mormon president, even through Mormonism is different from mainline Christianity only in its impossibly wholesome image and a tally of small, weird things that make you go, “Huh?” Sort of like the difference between Mitt Romney and actual human beings.


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To: Osage Orange
Oh...so if a person opposes another's religion they are a bigot.

What does the phrase "freedom of religion" mean to someone who "opposes another's religion?"

41 posted on 06/22/2011 5:46:10 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Opposed to another...doesn't mean bigoted. Although I'm opposed to many things....I don't think I'm bigoted to them all.

Of course you..will have the last word.

42 posted on 06/22/2011 6:36:47 PM PDT by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: Osage Orange
Although I'm opposed to many things....I don't think I'm bigoted to them all.

If I am opposed to funnel cake, what does that make me?

If I am opposed to someone worshiping God the way they choose (as long as it doesn't involve blowing other people up), what does that make me?

43 posted on 06/22/2011 7:10:25 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)
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To: Osage Orange
And that last word will demonstrate the same level of misunderstanding of the concept of “freedom of religion” as all the others...
44 posted on 06/22/2011 7:20:47 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: ejonesie22; Osage Orange

I love it when I am right.


45 posted on 06/22/2011 7:22:10 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I don't care that he's a Mormon.

I DO care that his a true-blue RINO. And I will NOT vote for him or any other RINO- ever again.

46 posted on 06/22/2011 7:22:34 PM PDT by rintense (The GOP elite & friends can pound sand.)
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his = he is


47 posted on 06/22/2011 7:23:01 PM PDT by rintense (The GOP elite & friends can pound sand.)
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To: ejonesie22

Well, with all the evidence at your disposal, that wasn’t much of a stretch. Stealthy Mittiacs abound ... for now.


48 posted on 06/22/2011 7:26:44 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Mormonism is different from mainline Christianity only in its impossibly wholesome image and a tally of small, weird things that make you go, “Huh?”

They would love for the general public to believe that particular lie. Even a cursory glimpse of mormonism proves otherwise.

49 posted on 06/22/2011 8:06:35 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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To: Linda Frances
Sorry if I offended anyone

Don't be.

If anyone is offended by the truth, that's their problem.

50 posted on 06/22/2011 8:12:23 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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To: MHGinTN
Stealthy Mittiacs abound ... for now.

Yep, they're hereeeeee.

51 posted on 06/22/2011 8:19:49 PM PDT by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58

One of these quiet evenings in the not too distant future, Jim Thompson will arise at FR and call forth the viking kittehs. On that evening, JIm Robinson will have so much fun! Oh how that man enjoys a zotfest! It is so much fun to watch.


52 posted on 06/22/2011 8:22:49 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

Candy from a baby...


53 posted on 06/22/2011 8:33:03 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Zakeet; All
From the article: Since its founding in the 1820s, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has survived persecution by everyone from angry mobs to President James Buchanan.

Uh...the Mormons killed more of Buchanan's Army (by far) than any possible "ID" of any given Mormon! This writer flunks history due to the way Mormons revise it!

It became mainstream by, firstly, giving up polygamy...

But Mormons haven't given up on the tenet of polygamy. All they did was colonize it to some place near Kolob, where they say polygamists practice polygamy forever; and they'll reinstitute it on Planet Earth...so said Lds apostle Bruce R. McConkie...when the Mormon "jesus" returns.

54 posted on 06/22/2011 8:48:54 PM PDT by Colofornian (I already have a God as my leader. Why do I need ANOTHER one as POTUS?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Everyone is writing his Epstein by way of LDS.

STFU about the dude’s religion.

He has plenty of short comings before we ever get into discussion doctrinal differences.


55 posted on 06/22/2011 11:48:04 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

His MORMONism would not be too much of a problem; if he just LIVED it!


56 posted on 06/23/2011 11:12:15 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: All

mormon > muslim...
I will hold my nose and vote for the Pub nominee...


57 posted on 06/23/2011 11:13:22 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: restornu
...it figures any port in a storm

OOOOooooh! says the pink-pantied crowd!

58 posted on 06/23/2011 11:15:45 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: restornu
Sure are desperately seeking when you have to go to a gay newspaper... ...to knock Mormons!

I TOTALLY agree with you this time; Resty!

Using LDS, Inc.'s own materials is usually quite sufficient.

59 posted on 06/23/2011 11:17:14 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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To: newzjunkey
If you spend much time on FR (and you have) you're going to see anti-Mormon trolls.

Likewise...

If anyone spends much time on FR, they're going to see MORMON trolls; though not as many as there were, because they've managed to act really obnoxious and earn themselves a ZOT!

60 posted on 06/23/2011 11:20:04 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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