Posted on 12/16/2010 12:55:34 PM PST by nickcarraway
Aggravated assault charge for woman who started fire on guy's privates
If the John Wayne Bobbit story has taught men anything, it's to never fall asleep with an angry woman nearby. But a Fort Lauderdale man whose angry girlfriend allegedly set his crotch on fire apparently doesn't know the Bobbit story.
Sheldon Gonzales said he was asleep on his couch Tuesday night when he was suddenly "awakened by a burning sensation in the crotch of his pants," according to a report from the Broward Sheriff's Office.
Standing over Gonzales was girlfriend Berlinda Dixon-Newbold, cigarette lighter in hand.
Gonzales quickly realized the bottom of his shirt, which was laying over his crotch was on fire. He was able to put out the small blaze with his hands, police said. When Gonzales tried to leave, Dixon-Newbold confronted him at the door and a "heated argument" broke out. A neighbor called police, who showed up and arrested the 38-year-old woman for aggravated assault.
Dixon-Newbold was being held on $6,500 bail.
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“That’s the way they handle these things in Guatemala, and if you don’t like it you are a RACIST XENOPHOBE. “
Usually fire and/or stabbing.
Maybe there is a section in the Yellow Pages of lawyers who specialize in groin arson.
Next, on The Violence Channel! Hormel get his balls lit on fire! On an all new OW! My Balls!
What??? He keeps lighting it?
Well, if it were easy, we wouldn't need you, now would we.
Uh... Too Jim Morrison.
Good grief. Is there some sort of crotch-burning cult going on out there? Just how many gifs are there of this activity? What’s wrong with these guys?
that’s one heckuva way to get rid of crabs.. ouch
It doesn’t say what precipitated the disagreement, but I suspect lying was involved...
o/~ C’mon baby, light my fire... o/~
ping
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Ohhhhhhhhh Im on fire
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