LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles

The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

[Slings and Arrows]

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

[dangus]

LOL. argh. sigh.

[TigersEye]

If somebody’s already pretty messed up, strong psychoactives might be all that’s required to send them completely ‘round the bend. Other more grounded individuals tend not to experience such a trauma and rather enjoy it.

I agree completely with that. The problem is a person is unlikely to know their issues are so deep that acid will put them 'round the bend. In fact those are the ones who are least likely to have sound objective judgment about themselves. But almost anyone can have a deeply buried phobia in their psyche and not know it so it's a crap shoot for anyone who drops a hit.

Alcohol is an even bigger crap shoot though. No one knows who will and who won't become an alcoholic when they first start imbibing. A far higher percentage of people who try alcohol become alcoholics than the percentage of LSD experimenters who have a seriously bad trip. That's a nightmare that doesn't go away in 12 hours.

[dangus]

Well, thank God you used enough peanut butter, then.

[beckysueb]

Well, nuts! I just hate when that happens.

[50cal Smokepole]

[TigersEye]

That's called a curmudgeon, lol. There are quite a few of us on FR.

We'd start a club if we could stand each other. ;^)

[dangus]

Makes me wonder if this is related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5TJApnJ8X8&NR=1

[SouthTexas]

Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles

That would be a weird entrant, but I'd say he's a Darwin Award winner.

[Slings and Arrows]

Very philosophical.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[Ted Grant]

That poor slob will never forget that trip.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://doccartoon.blogspot.com/2010/05/guest-cartoon-labor-and-delivery.html

[Slings and Arrows]

Show some respect. He just lost two loved ones.

[Slings and Arrows]

YouTube thought so.

[Slings and Arrows]

Exactly.

[woofie]

Ive found other ways to get the monsters out

[Pete-R-Bilt]

He won’t have the balls to ever try that again!

[Drew68]

In my mis spent youth I took acid on more than a few occasions but I never considered anything near denutting myself.

Roger that. Had some great times with some of my dearest friends and reflecting back on those crazy days and nights makes me smile.

I've never regretted the handful of times I tried it but I'd never touch the stuff again. That's for damn sure. No way. Not ever. Acid is some powerful s**t.

[fidelis]

With cats, this usually has the effect of stopping them from roaming the nieghborhood at night. I’m pretty sure it will have the same effect in this case.

[SouthTexas]

ROFLMAO!