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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

(Excerpt) Read more at arcataeye.com ...


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

Dunno, but he certainly deserves the 2010 Boston Corbett medal.

81 posted on 05/15/2010 4:42:19 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: Slings and Arrows
a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself.

What a shame. This guy has to live with the consequences of what he thought was going to be a "good time". Many people make bad choices and are lucky to survive them without permanent damage. He was not one of them.

82 posted on 05/15/2010 4:42:24 PM PDT by DejaJude (Calling illegal aliens "migrants" is like calling shoplifters "customers". (stolen tagline)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Well the defianition said “mostly an old man” so guess I’d be a female version but not so old?


83 posted on 05/15/2010 4:42:50 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: upsdriver
By all means, let’s legalize drugs! Morons.

The laws didn't stop this moron from sacrificing his manhood.

84 posted on 05/15/2010 4:42:52 PM PDT by Misterioso (A socialist is a communist, but too stupid to realize it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; B4Ranch; tubebender; SouthTexas; Pete-R-Bilt
Amputates testicles? Hell, that's nuts!

Hey, it's a ping. I didn't write it.

85 posted on 05/15/2010 4:56:57 PM PDT by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: glock rocks

So tell me about your college days Mr Rocks...


86 posted on 05/15/2010 5:33:04 PM PDT by tubebender ( I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it...)
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To: tubebender

Nine years? You buy the wine, you’re on.


87 posted on 05/15/2010 5:36:39 PM PDT by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: tubebender

BTW, ask my bro about biker kegs :o)


88 posted on 05/15/2010 5:38:59 PM PDT by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bob Costas opines, "That's gotta hurt... ".

89 posted on 05/15/2010 5:44:36 PM PDT by Cyropaedia ("Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principal of evil...".)
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To: Soothesayer9

LOL! My parents thought I was an angel. With a 3.90 GPA in high school they didn’t have a clue.


90 posted on 05/15/2010 5:45:03 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: sit-rep

I agree this doesnt sound like the normal trip.. This is more of a PCP kinda trip.


91 posted on 05/15/2010 5:55:18 PM PDT by crazydad (What)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Conservatives, yes, but republicans in congress lost theirs years ago....


92 posted on 05/15/2010 6:03:33 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: chris_bdba
One doesn't have to be old or male to be curmudgeonly, I don't think. It's also got an undeservedly bad reputation, lol.

You sound OK to me. I understand the impatience with others. They're really not all stupid, just distracted and with entirely different priorities. I'll admit it took me the best part of four decades to realize that and find some sympathy, though.

93 posted on 05/15/2010 6:08:07 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows


94 posted on 05/15/2010 6:09:35 PM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: arkady_renko
At age 14 the average male would agree with his assumption.

No, at age 14 the average male isn't thinking about much except sex, what little he understands of it.

It's everybody else that would agree with that assumption in reference to the 14 year old males.

95 posted on 05/15/2010 6:12:48 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows
D'oh! They don't contain monsters, they're there to keep the monster company!
96 posted on 05/15/2010 6:30:26 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

Ask a woman who is giving birth, and she will most likely agree with him.

97 posted on 05/15/2010 6:40:41 PM PDT by Lauren BaRecall (FR threads critical of John McCain, Michael Steele, and Karl Rove really cheer me up! :-D)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997

Absolutely. I believe this guy fully qualifies, having destroyed his chances of successfully reproducing.


98 posted on 05/15/2010 6:53:07 PM PDT by dangus
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To: sit-rep

yep but some of those scare tactics were accurate

many kids did lose their minds on the early big Sid doses


99 posted on 05/15/2010 6:53:12 PM PDT by wardaddy (never been particularly pious but I stand with Franklin Graham...bigtime...you betcha...ya'll)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Darwin Award? BWA-HA-HA-ha-hahahahaha!!


100 posted on 05/15/2010 6:54:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for my army hero grandson, and for the intrepid CG explorer!)
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