Posted on 09/26/2009 2:18:16 PM PDT by WesternCulture
A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."
The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.
The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.
The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
Trucking, European style (early Rowan Atkinson stuff):
Always keep one hand on the wheel and the other....
thats just whacked out.. no pun.. LOL
What is his DU screen name?
Wonder which one was it.
Hans.
Got to hand it to him!!!!
Whatta jerkoff....
I wonder if he went to downshift and...well, you can guess the rest.
Jaggov Ping.
Did they really have to put that small detail into the report?
He was very determined to deliver his load.
You wrote:
“What is his DU screen name?”
Rubber Duck?
When stationed in Germany it wasn’t uncommon, while on a road march, to pass truckers with a woman in the cab with them and the woman usually had her breast exposed while the driver was driving with one hand. I would suspect they had a lot of truck accidents while I was there!
“The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick....”
Arrggh.........
Whatta wanker!
Choking the chicken becomes a moving offense.
I liked the part where he jerked off the cops.
Bwhahahah.
“Flipped his rig?” What’s that, the new euphemism?
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