Why Are America's Event Planners All Out To Get Sarah Palin?

EXAMINER.COM ^ | 30 AUGUST 2009 | EXAMINER

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Where in the world is Sarah Barracuda Palin? Alaska's sultry superstar has once again mysteriously disappeared right before she was scheduled to speak at one of her very important fundraisers, this one so slutty teenagers who get knocked up have no choice but to have the baby unless they want to get the ol' parental approval for an abortion.

Now normally Sarah's habit of shirking her duties is limited to elected terms in office, but ever since becoming an unemployed publicity hound and Facebook junkie, Palin's erratic behavior has instead metamorphosed into canceling paid speaking engagements at the very last minute while pretending she was never invited in the first place.

But since this is the "fourth time in recent months that an anticipated Palin speech has fallen through after Palin and her camp disputed they had ever confirmed it," loyal Palin spokesperson Meg Stapleton is used to concocting perfectly good explanations for these embarrassing incidents known as the Sarah Palin experience.

[sickoflibs]

LOL

[StandUpChuck]

The Palin name should be trademarked and she should be compensated for the use of her name by the leeches who use it to sell tickets.

[WVKayaker]

You are posting like a typical liberal ass!

... Unfortunately, many in the national media would rather focus on the personality-driven political gossip of the day than on the gravity of these challenges. So, at risk of disappointing the chattering class, let me make clear what is foremost on my mind and where my focus will be:

I am deeply concerned about President Obama's cap-and-trade energy plan, and I believe it is an enormous threat to our economy. It would undermine our recovery over the short term and would inflict permanent damage. ...

... We must move in a new direction. We are ripe for economic growth and energy independence if we responsibly tap the resources that God created right underfoot on American soil. Just as important, we have more desire and ability to protect the environment than any foreign nation from which we purchase energy today. ...

... I shared with you yesterday my heartfelt and candid reasons for this change; I’ve never thought I needed a title before one’s name to forge progress in America. I am now looking ahead and how we can advance this country together with our values of less government intervention, greater energy independence, stronger national security, and much-needed fiscal restraint. I hope you will join me. Now is the time to rebuild and help our nation achieve greatness!

God bless you! And I look forward to making a difference – with you!

Sarah

[Gator113]

If Palin runs, I’ll support her and vote for her, period.

[AuntB]

“The Palin name should be trademarked and she should be compensated for the use of her name by the leeches who use it to sell tickets.”

What’s really sad is Tina Fey made a couple million $$ just pretending to be Palin!

[MamaB]

Add Jackson and you would be right. I am so sick of this coverage. They are dead, get over it already.

[ari-freedom]

that’s what I’m afraid of: that she’s a ‘compassionate conservative’ like Bush.

[SoCalPol]

[sickoflibs]

You do !

[SoCalPol]

You wish

[italianquaker]

After odumbo the bar is just so low, we are ready now

[sickoflibs]

RE :”that’s what I’m afraid of: that she’s a ‘compassionate conservative’ like Bush.”

You got it exactly. a big spending , tax cut and spend increase government conservative.

[sickoflibs]

I drive you nuts!

[sickoflibs]

RE :”and you think your third party loone with 1% of the vote will win.”

Win? Win what?

[WVKayaker]

Hi Palin worshiper, ...

I am a Christian. I worship God. You are a TROLL.

Sarah Palin is a married Mom from Alaska that is doing more to change our country than anybody else on the right, at this time. You are still a troll, but thanks for the opportunity to give others a chance to know more about her. Go suck an egg!

Click pic to donate to SarahPac

[2ndDivisionVet]

Who’s your candidate? And please don’t play games and tell me you don’t have a favorite: You wouldn’t be here at FreeRepublic unless you’re politically involved.

[sickoflibs]

Troll??? Right now Palin couldnt win dog-catcher and all your img’s wont change that. Come up with something real. not your wet dreams.

[CAluvdubya]

Isn't it amazing how some can be so fooled by te media.

Have they not learned by now that it's all talk and Palin NEVER accepted any of the these speaking engagements.

Heck, at this point I'm wondering if any invitation was ever extended and Palin's enemies are just saying she didn't show.....they just omit the fact that they didn't invite her. Looks bad this way.

[ari-freedom]

well I don’t think she is for big spending but you’re not going to balance the budget just by eliminating earmarks and “waste fraud and abuse.” You have to tell the truth about really popular programs such as medicare and social security and all sorts of other things.

[Texas Eagle]

Where do I get one of those t-shirts?