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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
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Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: Chet 99
Today we'll be discussing alternative uses for your tools.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:14:02 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(If the War on Terrorism is over, do the terrorist know that?)
To: Doomonyou
To: Chet 99
Do a google search and you can actually find attachments for Sawzalls for “plerasure enhancement”.
To: Chet 99
On the bright side, her next birth should be very easy.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:14:52 AM PDT
by
Hacklehead
(Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
To: Chet 99
Well, I guess they will have to add something else to the warning labels now.
CAUTION: Not to be used on genitals.
To: Doomonyou
"Oh my, she could break sidewalk with that thing, dear."
46
posted on
03/11/2009 11:15:47 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: rednesss
Hope he took the blade off first? Thousand cuts and all.
To: Non-Sequitur
A saber saw is a reciprocating saw.
48
posted on
03/11/2009 11:16:20 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Chet 99
Looks like tool time became fool time.
You only hurt the one you saw.
Tools are a many splendored thing.
Not-so-good vibrations.
Once you hack you never go back.
49
posted on
03/11/2009 11:16:40 AM PDT
by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: Chet 99
The second dildo was holding the saw.
50
posted on
03/11/2009 11:17:10 AM PDT
by
ArmstedFragg
("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
To: WOBBLY BOB
“
Evidently, your friend did not realise
that here in East Germany we use 220 volt current.
He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device.
Our surgeons did what they could
but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.
“
51
posted on
03/11/2009 11:17:20 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
To: SonnyBubba
H’episotomized her big time...
52
posted on
03/11/2009 11:17:27 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Chet 99
53
posted on
03/11/2009 11:17:29 AM PDT
by
TSgt
(Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
To: Chet 99
Must’ve been using the Handy Dandy Do It Yourself Self-Episiotomy Device......
54
posted on
03/11/2009 11:18:56 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
To: Lazamataz
L
55
posted on
03/11/2009 11:19:15 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Chet 99
56
posted on
03/11/2009 11:19:35 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
To: SonnyBubba
A Bush saw!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:19:39 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
To: Old Professer
A saber saw is a reciprocating saw. I'm talking about one of those big, two handed reciprocating saws and not a dinky little sabre saw.
To: Chet 99
Okay, I’m stealing the opportunity because of the *ahem* nature of the thread...
Does anyone else find the new Applebees “pick a pair” menu rather suggestive?
And, it seems that Nancy Pelosi has had another facelift... She’s sporting a goatee again!
59
posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:05 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
To: Battle of Tours
“Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker”
ROTFLMAO You made my day!
60
posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:12 AM PDT
by
Cyman
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