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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: Chet 99
poor girl chipped two teeth before they could get the thing shut off
141
posted on
03/11/2009 2:42:20 PM PDT
by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
To: MeanWestTexan
142
posted on
03/11/2009 3:34:22 PM PDT
by
seatrout
(I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
To: Chet 99
Roto-Zip has some tried and tested attachments, or so I’ve heard.
143
posted on
03/11/2009 3:52:13 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: SeaHawkFan
144
posted on
03/11/2009 4:16:34 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Squantos
I prefer to use Roto-Rooter.
To: dennisw
Not guilty!
(Sniffle) I always knew you were aces---but the way you sprang to
the defense of those two in the tee shirt brought tears to my eyes (sob).
146
posted on
03/11/2009 4:40:55 PM PDT
by
Liz
(I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
To: razorback-bert; Eaker
Maybe Eaker will share his traumatic encounter in his stock tank with his trolling motor !
147
posted on
03/11/2009 4:55:31 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Squantos; razorback-bert
What happens in the stock tank stays in the stock tank!
148
posted on
03/11/2009 5:23:04 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: wxgesr
Perhaps they were attempting to re-create the XQJ37 Nuclear Powered Pan Sexual Roto-Plooker Sy Borg? Maybe she’s Mary?
149
posted on
03/11/2009 5:25:37 PM PDT
by
ktscarlett66
(Face it girls....I'm older and I have more insurance....)
To: ktscarlett66
“Sexual Roto-Plooker Sy Borg?”
Stick out, your hot curly weenie!!!!
150
posted on
03/11/2009 5:47:06 PM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: Eaker
Probably why the cattle won’t drink from it anymore.....:o)
151
posted on
03/11/2009 5:59:33 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: martin_fierro; Ernest_at_the_Beach; george76; Las Vegas Dave
Thanks martin.
a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade
What could *possibly* go wrong with that idea?
152
posted on
03/11/2009 6:27:06 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: wxgesr
It’s cleaner than Lucille.....
153
posted on
03/11/2009 6:45:50 PM PDT
by
ktscarlett66
(Face it girls....I'm older and I have more insurance....)
To: Dead Corpse; DannyTN
For the win... ;-) Oh I agree.
Another stimulus plan gone bad.
The only line that got me guffawing on this thread.
154
posted on
03/11/2009 9:34:16 PM PDT
by
happygrl
(BORG: Barack 0bama Resistance Group: we will not be assimilated)
To: Chet 99
Oh dang, honey!
Just break out the kickstart model next time, and be done with it!
155
posted on
03/12/2009 6:46:04 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: kevkrom
TMI.
156
posted on
03/12/2009 11:47:04 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
To: Chet 99; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; JRios1968; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; ...
Holy crap!
Maryland “Freak State” PING!
To: a fool in paradise
ALWAYS USE THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB!
Evidently the 'right tool for the job' ... just didn't make the cut.
158
posted on
03/12/2009 4:01:47 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: Titan Magroyne
159
posted on
03/12/2009 10:04:33 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("Praise and worship" is my alternate lifestyle.)
To: Albion Wilde
Yah, cause you gotta KNOW how variable six inches can be ...
160
posted on
03/13/2009 5:01:53 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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