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Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?
VANITY | TODAY | SELF

Posted on 04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.


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To: Monkey Face

We have to go to the store to pick up our orders, but it’s not far from the Petsmart, where we often have to get crickets, worms, dead mice, and other tasty reptile treats.

I had a nap with Frank, and it poured rain a good part of the afternoon.


2,241 posted on 07/31/2009 1:47:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("If the worst that Barack Obama does is ruin the economy, I will breathe a sigh of relief." Sowell)
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To: Tax-chick

I wish it would rain here and get it over with. I’m so tired of the crikkety-back ol’ lady thingy.


2,242 posted on 07/31/2009 2:33:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
"... it’s not far from the Petsmart, where we often have to get crickets, worms, dead mice, and other tasty reptile treats."

Does Susan like them with Pepsi?

2,243 posted on 07/31/2009 2:44:27 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Darksheare

Pepsi tastes good with almost everything!!


2,244 posted on 07/31/2009 2:59:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

That “almost” is like, huge!


2,245 posted on 07/31/2009 3:14:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
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To: NicknamedBob

(That would be “HUGH” in FReepspeek...)


2,246 posted on 07/31/2009 3:15:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t do that. I have other faults, though.


2,247 posted on 07/31/2009 3:30:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I know your faults, Bob. And, {bully for me) I enlarge them when I can.


2,248 posted on 07/31/2009 3:34:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Susan has not indicated a taste for Pepsi.


2,249 posted on 07/31/2009 4:01:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("If the worst that Barack Obama does is ruin the economy, I will breathe a sigh of relief." Sowell)
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To: Tax-chick

She’s right to be cautious.

It’ll burn the hair off your head.


2,250 posted on 07/31/2009 4:09:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’ve never tried washing my hair with it.


2,251 posted on 07/31/2009 4:09:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("If the worst that Barack Obama does is ruin the economy, I will breathe a sigh of relief." Sowell)
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To: Tax-chick
It might be useful as an extinguisher if your hair catches fire.

But then you'd still need to wash your remaining hair.

2,252 posted on 07/31/2009 4:37:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Oh well. Forewarned is forearmed. I'm up to my elbows in forearms.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

Keep a young woman the missus and I just found in prayer.
She spun out on wet roads with a Pontiad Sunfire, wheel locked, car stalled, facing the left shoulder in the left lane on a highway.
A truck driver, a mechanics son, and myself pushed her car to the shoulder.
She was badly shaken.
She’d completed at least two full rotations before stopping.
She’s heading to Brewster NY to pick up her boyfriend who is home from deployment with the Navy.
She has at least four more highway exits to go before she gets close to her destination.
(Roughly forty or more miles.)

I didn’t ctch her name, but we’d arrived to her immediately after she came to a stop.
Lucky for her it was the three of us or she’d have been toast.


2,253 posted on 07/31/2009 5:06:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

You rock, Darks!! No contest!


2,254 posted on 07/31/2009 5:14:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

Not I, but those who were there as well.
I couldn’t have gotten that car to teh shoulder without three others helping.
The trucker, the mechanics son, and someone above keeping traffic from creaming us to jelly.


2,255 posted on 07/31/2009 5:17:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

I said that because without people like you, my accident would have been fatal. You never know what your “mission” is in life. My accident was 40 years ago, but without the folks who called for help, you’d be hearing from a ghost writer!!

So, Darks, thank you, and thank you!

(GREAT, GIHUGEOUS HUGS!!!)


2,256 posted on 07/31/2009 5:24:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

*d’oh*
Hadn’t thought of that.
We did offer to drive with her to the next exit and have her sit and relax for a few minutes before heading on.
She declined, so now we’re worried.
Like I said, she was badly shaken.


2,257 posted on 07/31/2009 5:30:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Do what you can do, and never mind the rest. The Lord will take care of it all.

I know that those who helped me were enemies and friends. Still, they knew me, and didn’t wish my death.

Whatever you can do for whoever is always counted. The Book Of Life is always read.


2,258 posted on 07/31/2009 5:36:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m gonna regret trying to push that car soon.
My back is screaming “Fool!” at me already.
(I just got done with a chiro appointment too.. The doc is gonna kill me.)

Like I said, it’s not what I did, it’s that there were more than just me there.
And thankfully so.


2,259 posted on 07/31/2009 5:41:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

Had I not had friends at the VFW Club at the T intersection where I had been hit, I would have been a DOA. As it was, a friend who had an immense crush on me demanded that I be taken to the nearest hospital, because I “could NOT die!”

My angels were working overtime!


2,260 posted on 07/31/2009 5:49:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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