Now, if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to take a shower. Thinking about you gives me the creeps and makes me feel very unclean. There is something VERY WRONG with you ... .
I swear, one of these days I'm going to wade through my archives and make a big-ass list of lies by Freeper creationists, complete with links to the relevant posts... Then we can repost it every time anyone accuses *us* of being the liars.