Keep on truckin'
Posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid
Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif., Nov. 23 (UPI) --
The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.
The 50-year-old who believes sex organs have great power tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles Tuesday, tugged to make sure it was tight, then lashed himself to the vehicle, the Oakland (Calif.) Tribune reported Wednesday.
He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled the truck as a documentary film director and producer from London got it all on film for their three-part series called "Penis Envy."
The footage shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.
Jin-Sheng practices a branch of Qigong, which reportedly has 60,000 followers worldwide.
I thought restornu would have been the first to respond, seeing all the pic's she has been sending out (to get a rise out of us, so to speak!)
She's MIA!
Warning...adult subject matter. if this is too offensive, let me know I'll cut the link... But it's fitting for the subject of this thread....
and I hear he didn't even use a rope!!
You must not be surprised, however, if some viewers describe your post as "perverted".
However, I think the general public will be well-served by viewing your link to the educational site you provided....at their discretion.
Personally, I am not "offended".
Jealous, maybe, but not offended.
Is it one of those horrid hard speed bumps? Or is it one of those wide, smooth, glide right over softees?
I broke the springs on a Mack truck.
Ive been sitting on that for a while, and when I read your article last night, I could not refuse... When I first seen the vid, I laughed so hard I hurt...
"He must be a member of Thundersplace.com."
---He must be a MEMBER???----
""The purpose of qigong is to achieve a state of calmness in a very short period of time. Then you can reach a state of meditation – a stillness stage. I used to do this exhibition where I would hammer nails through wood with the back of my fist, and then immediately give a gu zhen recital (gu zhen is a traditional Chinese stringed instrument, akin to a Japanese koto, sort of an elongated, non-electric a pedal steel guitar.) In another show, I would chop a steel pipe with my bare hand. Then right after, I would paint a traditional watercolor while standing on top of eggs (and not breaking them.) I did it this way because it's like the biathlon. There, you have to ski a long track then right after, you have to steady yourself for sharp shooting. That is a form of control. When you do the first event, your pulse will top 200. Then you must calm yourself completely in a very short period of time. Only when you are calm is your hand steady enough to shoot. Likewise, you must be calm to stand on top of eggs. This requires still qigong and light qigong skills. Once I am calm, I can start painting."
""There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them. Not many practice this. I only teach it to couples, not to single women. Actually, there was a lot of opposition in Taiwan for me to teach these skills at all. It was viewed as a skill for prostitutes. Now, thanks to the more open minds of modern science and medicine, people don’t look at me like a criminal for teaching these skills. They know now that the very origin of life is from there.""
Grandmater Tu is HARD FREAKING CORE.
This guy must have a really fantastic Urologist.
I read this in Larry the Cable Guy's new book:
What do you call a 320 pound woman holding a rubber?
A pickup truck with a bed liner.
I read this in Larry the Cable Guy's new book:
What do you call a 320 pound woman holding a rubber?
A pickup truck with a box liner.
Sorry, made a mistake in the punchline.
Bet this guy's popular with the girls...
Mine's a flagpole on the Fourth of July.
Keep on truckin'
When I was young and in my prime I could use mine for a flag pole at any time.
But I have seen many years and all that's asked, is use it for funerals and its flown half mast.
(Just made that up)
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