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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS
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Posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid

Man pulls truck with his penis FREMONT, Calif., Nov. 23 (UPI) --

The Grandmaster of Iron Crotch, Tu Jin-Sheng, strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

The 50-year-old who believes sex organs have great power tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles Tuesday, tugged to make sure it was tight, then lashed himself to the vehicle, the Oakland (Calif.) Tribune reported Wednesday.

He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled the truck as a documentary film director and producer from London got it all on film for their three-part series called "Penis Envy."

The footage shot in Fremont will be part of a segment on building the perfect penis, the newspaper said.

Jin-Sheng practices a branch of Qigong, which reportedly has 60,000 followers worldwide.


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The latest from Freemont, ... bastion of traditional values held dear by a-a-l-l-l Americans.

And if you got this far, you know what you are.

1 posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

No pictures please.


2 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:45 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
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To: skeptoid

That was me ^_^


lol


3 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:47 PM PST by KoRn
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To: skeptoid

You are a newshound, of course.


4 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:22 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: skeptoid

The guy has quite a unique pickup line: "I'm a Grandmaster of Iron Crotch."


5 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:56 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: skeptoid

The U-Haul stretcher? I hope he only paid the local rate for the rental.


6 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:02 PM PST by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: skeptoid

At last, a penis growth formula that works...


7 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:53 PM PST by streetpreacher (If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
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Put some ice on it!


8 posted on 11/23/2005 10:52:17 PM PST by Ingtar (Understanding is a three-edged sword : your side, my side, and the truth in between ." -- Kosh)
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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

which is news because more commonly it's pulling a train ...

9 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:49 PM PST by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
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To: skeptoid

The guy was Asian....so the rental truck must have been from Budget....


10 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:54 PM PST by politicket
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At last, a penis growth formula that works...

3 feet long and 1/8 inch circumference.

11 posted on 11/23/2005 10:55:37 PM PST by Texasforever (I have neither been there nor done that.)
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To: skeptoid

And we'll end the day with that...I'm off to bed for the night. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


12 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:08 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: skeptoid
LOL...

He must be a member of Thundersplace.com...

I wonder what PE he is using... Jelq?

I doubt dowgy can do that..


13 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:20 PM PST by ChristianDefender (If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
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To: skeptoid

I'm not even going to read this thread.

Seeing a thread with this title tells me that it's way past my bed time!

Good night!

Mark


14 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:48 PM PST by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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To: skeptoid

15 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:32 PM PST by zarf (The BCS sucks.)
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To: skeptoid
And if you got this far,

I got this far over 12 hours ago.

16 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:48 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

Big Deal, I know a Women that pulled a train with her .....;>

17 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:12 PM PST by tophat9000 (lose 3000 in an hour and you want to fight, lose 2000 in 2 years and you want to run !???)
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To: skeptoid

Big deal, I use mine as a speed bump on a four lane highway.


18 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:40 PM PST by U S Army EOD (I NEED TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER TAG LINE)
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To: Paleo Conservative
"No pictures please."

No, no,....I am a paragon of discretion and good taste. I would never post anything of an offensve nature!

19 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:54 PM PST by skeptoid
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... strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

pulled the truck ? or his penis ? oh wait...both
20 posted on 11/23/2005 11:00:10 PM PST by stylin19a (You can leed a Freeper to spllcheck, but you can't make him use it.)
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