Posted on 11/15/2005 12:27:46 PM PST by granite
38 Free Taglines
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2 A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance
It it isn't broken, take it apart and fix it.
NO, I won't fix your computer
When I want your opinion, I will give it to you
I use to have a handle on life but it broke off
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Yesterday is today you'll regret tomorrow
bump
Lol.. ewwwwwwwwwww
very interesting but you forgot #11 though
OK. I’m a dork.
I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes trying to find how to add a tagline. HOW TO DO IT PLEASE, Someone!?
BTW, a cool thread from the past is this one.
1.) Hit “reply”
2.) Look below the “Your Reply” posting box, and you will see the word “Tagline”
3.) Fill in that empty space with your new tagline.
4.) Optional....you can hit Preview and see how your new tagline will appear. Some special characters don’t transfer well to taglines.
It stays there, on your every post, until you change or remove it.
Ohmuhgosh.....THANK YOU. I’m a dork. I’ve looked at it so long I look right thru it.
lol, 17 years.
BUTT still good and fresh after all this time!
Who needs salt and canning? :)
It’s pretty interesting going back to all these old threads and reviewing all the old posters....see who is still active and alive vs. who hasn’t posted in a while.
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