Pissant's 2 year FReeper Anniversary - Vanity

PIssant's FReeper PRofile PAge ^ | 06/23/05 | Dashing Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

On July 18, 2003, a man (presumably) walked off the streets and joined our little village here at Free Republic.

Since that day, he has entertained so many with his wit and his deep emotional support of all of us.

To celebrate his (BELATED) Anniversary - I thought we should all join together and ... do what we always do.

Have fun!

[The SISU kid]

Happy Anniversary P.A.

}^)

[Dashing Dasher]

Didn't you bring the strippers?

[Dashing Dasher]

partially stripped

[pissant]

Yes, people tend to think I've been degrading FR for an eternity. :o)

Thanks!

[pissant]

I promise not to wear a lampshade on my head!

[pissant]

Hey, I gave you emotional support when you were just a nobody. ;o)

Order another Pizza, will you!

[pissant]

Thanks. I feel so special today because of our beloved DD and SweetCaroline. :)

[MamaTexan]

How many Pissants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, I don't know what kind he is, so...

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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OH! You meant PISSANTS!!

WHY would they want to screw in a lightbulb, anyway...it gets kind of hot in there!

[Dashing Dasher]

[Dashing Dasher]

WHY would they want to screw in a lightbulb, anyway...it gets kind of hot in there!

That's why most people do it with the lights out.

;-)

[pissant]

Out of left field again, MamaT. That's why I like ya! ;o)

[pissant]

Most people prefer the size that covers my face. LOL

[pissant]

Keep the lights on. It's the only way. ;o)

[MamaTexan]

Out of left field again, MamaT. That's why I like ya! ;o)

Hey...Somebody has to shag your lost balls!!

(grin)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL shag the lost balls.... you crack me up!

[pissant]

Whoa Nelly!!!!!

[MamaTexan]

That's why most people do it with the lights out.

OH!

I always thought it was to keep from giving the neighbors a free show!

LOL!

[Dashing Dasher]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I always thought it was to keep from giving the neighbors a free show! LOL!"

I thought it was to hide my big ass.

[MamaTexan]

LOL shag the lost balls.... you crack me up!

My pleasure!

Remember the kitty pics for the FReepers?

I might have finally found one for pissant!

What'cha think?

:P