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Pissant's 2 year FReeper Anniversary - Vanity
PIssant's FReeper PRofile PAge ^
| 06/23/05
| Dashing Dasher
Posted on 06/23/2005 7:46:37 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
Happy Anniversary P.A. }^)
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posted on
06/23/2005 12:06:50 PM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(I ain't as good as I once was, But I'm as good, once, as I ever was)
To: The SISU kid
Didn't you bring the strippers?
262
posted on
06/23/2005 12:22:16 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: The SISU kid
partially stripped
263
posted on
06/23/2005 12:27:55 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Churchillspirit
Yes, people tend to think I've been degrading FR for an eternity. :o)
Thanks!
264
posted on
06/23/2005 12:33:02 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Auntbee
I promise not to wear a lampshade on my head!
265
posted on
06/23/2005 12:33:31 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: beyond the sea
Hey, I gave you emotional support when you were just a nobody. ;o)
Order another Pizza, will you!
266
posted on
06/23/2005 12:34:44 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: The SISU kid
Thanks. I feel so special today because of our beloved DD and SweetCaroline. :)
267
posted on
06/23/2005 12:35:24 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
How many Pissants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, I don't know what kind he is, so...
How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.
How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will this question be in the final examination?"
How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."
How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.
How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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OH! You meant PISSANTS!!
WHY would they want to screw in a lightbulb, anyway...it gets kind of hot in there!
268
posted on
06/23/2005 1:08:12 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity*...nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!!)
To: pissant
269
posted on
06/23/2005 1:11:45 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: MamaTexan; pissant
WHY would they want to screw in a lightbulb, anyway...it gets kind of hot in there! That's why most people do it with the lights out.
;-)
270
posted on
06/23/2005 1:13:11 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: MamaTexan
Out of left field again, MamaT. That's why I like ya! ;o)
271
posted on
06/23/2005 1:16:17 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
Most people prefer the size that covers my face. LOL
272
posted on
06/23/2005 1:16:52 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
Keep the lights on. It's the only way. ;o)
273
posted on
06/23/2005 1:17:20 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
Out of left field again, MamaT. That's why I like ya! ;o) Hey...Somebody has to shag your lost balls!!
(grin)
274
posted on
06/23/2005 1:21:50 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity*...nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!!)
To: MamaTexan
LOL shag the lost balls.... you crack me up!
275
posted on
06/23/2005 1:26:51 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: MamaTexan
276
posted on
06/23/2005 1:27:56 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
That's why most people do it with the lights out. OH!
I always thought it was to keep from giving the neighbors a free show!
LOL!
277
posted on
06/23/2005 1:28:23 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity*...nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!!)
To: MamaTexan; pissant
278
posted on
06/23/2005 1:35:00 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: MamaTexan
"I always thought it was to keep from giving the neighbors a free show! LOL!"I thought it was to hide my big ass.
279
posted on
06/23/2005 1:35:10 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; pissant
LOL shag the lost balls.... you crack me up! My pleasure!
Remember the kitty pics for the FReepers?
I might have finally found one for pissant!
What'cha think?
:P
280
posted on
06/23/2005 1:35:23 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity*...nor am I a ~person~ as created by law!!)
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