Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
lol (I hate you for thinking of that before me)
What a pathetic cry for attention. She must have no self-image at all. (I'm very serious.)
Weapons of Mass Distraction
If she does a headstand, she will suffocate.
This could make for some REALLY interesting lineups with female defendants.
Hey B! Glad ya came in on this one! Friday silliness thread this week???
Love, Thag
boobies ping.
What about Kiwi Fruit, or Star Fruit shaped breasts?
I'll bet it lasts for two days and that a month from now I will still be getting an occaisional reply.
They're my favorite fruit, but I prefer them to be all-natural with no fillers.
;^)
A woman with pear-shaped breasts should see a doctor, right quick.
"Lend a hand", as it were?! ;-P
Most definitely after lunch on Friday.
I'm pretty sure breast size determines personality. I know a guy who turns into a complete a$$hole anytime he is in the presense of a woman with big hooters.
If you think about it a bit, the size and shape of a woman's arse might be a better indicator of her personality. If it looks like a garbage bag stuffed full of suet, it probably means "she's a bit lazy, self-indulgent, sedentary, and doesn't like sex." If it looks like motorcycle helmets next to each other, it means "she likes to work out, and doesn't like sex." If it looks like a pair of old nylons with golf balls in them, it means "she's an old bag, and she doesn't like sex."
You are not an optimist, are you?
LOL!
They are real....and they're spectacular!
When it comes to women's boobs, I'm the eternal optimist. I'm always hoping the good looking woman in the next cube's shirt may someday . . . all of a sudden . . . for no reason at all . . . just pop open!
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