Posted on 01/04/2005 6:04:13 AM PST by wideman
Please to discover thy spel chek.
It's that same old yawn inducing retread, the narcolepsy carrier.
Y'all wake me up when it's gone....
What grade do y'all suppose he's in, second, 10th?
Lord have Mercy!
Rate-a-Troll for wideman
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| "Supporting" the troops while denigrating their chain of command | 10 | Our poor, foolish soldiers. It's amazing such idiots kick azz so well! |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 10 | An Illuminati Zionist conspiracy! Fresh! |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 2 | Probably got this from the back of your Qu'ran |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 3 | Who is 'we?' Is this the imperial we, or are we referring to ourselves in the third person again? Naughty troll! |
| Class warfare | 3 | Poor 'Palestinians' vs. rich Israelis? Maybe, but make it more clear next time. |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | Same day. You've waited 1300 years, wait a few more days. |
| Naderite corporation-bashing | 3 | I doubt you know who Ralph Nader is, but you'd like him. |
| Bizarre "facts" | 10 | Why? Because "sweden or belgium or swwitzerland or senegal or china" don't have aircraft carriers, that's why. Nor any interest in fighting Islamofascism, from the looks of it. |
| Exclamation points | 0 | The Mods helping you out in the title doesn't count. |
| Misspelled words | 10 | Touchdown Mohammed (BPUH)! |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 0 | It is physically impossible for anyone as stupid as you are to be condescending. Kinda like a rat being erudite. |
Total: 51
Below average. Please tell your friends back at the mosque that you tried, but your spelling of Iraq and endless repetition of the Usama Factor's "Howling Points Memo" gave you away. We compassionate conservatives here at Free Republic sincerely hope they don't dismember you for failure, but those are the breaks. We simply refuse to discover your reality. Sorry. Really.
The leaderboard so far...
| Troll | Score |
| hk409 | 96 |
| bazookamanda | 80 |
| CarolinaGOPer | 74 |
| Mind Rut | 69 |
| Toby03 | 54 |
| JUSTWANT2BHEARD | 51 |
| wideman | 51 |
| theblindhog | 49 |
| AMBIVILANCEkilledTHEcat | 28 |
| titan6310 | 23 |
Perhaps because we were busy saving the behinds of all of France from Germany.
Oh, yeah. The "quality" of the Trolls is goin' downhill.C'mon, DU! Whatcha doin'?? Sending us your KIDS now???
hehe! :^D
hahaha! Yeah, below average, alright!
This would have been a heck of an entry in the UT II contest!!
All it needs is ALL CAPS.
Oh well, plenty of trolls under the bridges.
We should listen to you? You're so darned stupid you can't even spell 'Iraq.'
Yes, it's important. If you can't spell it, it means you know NOTHING, you've read NOTHING, you've followed NOTHING to speak of in the news these last 15 years, and quite frankly, it means you're dumb as dog poop. Literally, dumb as dog poop. We should listen to you? Drop dead, you ignorant DUmmy! We're laughing at your ignorance and stupidity.
Definitely "weak".
i also noticed they suck #$@ when it comes to web design layouts. FRAMES!!!! how lame is that?????? how about some updating on daily news.
I had to go back and read the post of HK409 (zot leaderboard)once again. Yes it is truly the Mother of All Zots. Yoyoyoy.
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