Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
You know you are addicted to coffee if
-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
-You sleep with your eyes open.
-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
-The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
-You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
-You chew on other people's fingernails.
-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
-You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their
margaritas.
-You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
-You can jump-start your car without cables.
-You don't sweat, you percolate.
-You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
-You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
-You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
-People get dizzy just watching you.
-Instant coffee takes too long.
-You channel surf faster without a remote.
-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
-You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
HEY!
Why didn't I think of that???
I'm outta here for 30...the "corner store" is 10 minutes/half-mile* away.
(*not bad for an old broad!)
Strangely, I don't feel that effect.
I think I only do two of those...
The rest of them are boring.
;o]
The guy at the beer store was puzzled when I asked him to sell me some corners...
Thank you, IA. :-)
Those zeroes finally finished downloading for you?
You really need a faster service.
I can't exactly afford a faster service. :-p
Howdy, Face. That sure sounds like a yummy sandwich!
My "this" is so close to my "that" that I can't squeeze anything in, even sideways.
LOLAAPMP!
"Howdy, Face. That sure sounds like a yummy sandwich!"
Only if you're a tree-hugger!
30 beers??
Well, you know how things go with Moms who have Time-In-Grade...
LOL! Good to see you! How are you doing?
Corners?
No, my Sweet...30 minutes...but it wasn't that long...my time is now 9 minutes (walking) one-way, and I was able to (unexpectedly) catch a bus for the ride home.
Thirty beers would make me far to "pliable" I think...;o]
You can walk farther than Forrest Gump
Perhaps corners are in short supply in your area. That would explain why you were given a "round" welcome...
They must be in cans. I've seen cases that hold that many.
Or maybe a twelve pack and an eighteen pack. In my house, that would be twelve of the good stuff, and then eighteen of "you-don't-even-know-what-you're-drinking!"
My freshman year at Boston College They had a beer drinking contest. Between 6 pm and midnight, I drank 30 beers. I won't tell you the things I said and did, but I didn't pass out.
I drink Rolling Rock or Sam Adams, unless I am at a micro brewery.
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