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Were Russian Planes Detonated by Al Qaeda Women Smuggling Bombs Inside Their Genitals?
Ace of Spades HQ ^
| August 31, 2004
| Ace of Spades HQ
Posted on 08/31/2004 1:09:57 PM PDT by Warhead W-88
We now know the Russian planes were blown up by 1) women 2) from the toilets.
This dovetails ominously with a six month old report from US intelligence that Al Qaeda was recruiting female terrorists to smuggle 8-12 ounces of explosives inside their vaginas, then extract them and assemble the bomb and detonate it from toilet.
More here, including the likely effect on the racial profiling debate.
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KEYWORDS: airplane; airplanebathroom; airplanebathrooms; airplanes; alqaeda; bathroom; bathrooms; blackwidows; femalebombers; femalesucidebombers; genitalbombs; hexogen; planes; russianplanes; terrorism
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To: RussianConservative
Ping!
61
posted on
08/31/2004 1:24:53 PM PDT
by
familyop
(Essayons)
To: alberuni
TSA announces plan to install tables and stirrups in airport checkpoints.
And you thought lines were long just having to take off your shoes!
62
posted on
08/31/2004 1:24:54 PM PDT
by
Harold Hill
(I always think there's a band, kid)
To: Warhead W-88
63
posted on
08/31/2004 1:25:35 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: pimpalize
You've left an incredible opening for abuse by other posters, however I'll refrain. (Pun intended.)
To: WoodstockCat
LOL, I HOPE they use dogs, and a little common sense: Like ethnic profiling! But who knows? We don't dare offend anybody. Line up and getch'yer free prostate exam at the counter!
To: alberuni
Ha!
That's like the teenage Palestinian girl, who turns around to her boyfriend before going out and says...'Does my bomb look big in this?' :-)
66
posted on
08/31/2004 1:25:58 PM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: vikingchick
Beaver Bomb Alert! :o
(Don't struggle...just drift on this one....) ;)
67
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:02 PM PDT
by
BossLady
(Those who don't serve jury duty are the same ones who don't serve active duty....)
To: Boss_Jim_Gettys
Even I have standard, they are low yes but they are there. Would you let your wife near the 1st liar.
68
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:27 PM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Bandwidth is too good for these (L)users.)
To: LibWhacker
This only means the body cavity check is coming to an airport near you. Take off your shoes, and bend over.I have a feeling the airlines would make a killing on the San Fran to Key West route.
69
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:29 PM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 8 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: Sunshine Sister
The airlines will use the new mechanical sniffers.
They'll have people walk through a short passage that will have a low level vacuum system attatched. It'll run the collected air through a sniffer which would pick up anything.
70
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:34 PM PDT
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: Happygal
71
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:36 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Loyalist
Bet these gals were dynamite in bed. Reminds me of an old limerick:
A 'do-it-yourselfer' named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas.
72
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:39 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(If you decide to kick the tiger in the ass...you'd better be prepared to deal with the teeth.)
To: mlbford2
What can I say. When some women hit that time of the month they fell like they could just explode.
73
posted on
08/31/2004 1:26:58 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Fighting the AQFK (Al-Qada for Kerry))
To: Semper Paratus
The mission would have been postponed if it was that time of the month. Yes but only because their menses would have invalidated their prayers (at least from what I gather at Ask the Imam). Islam is a cult.
74
posted on
08/31/2004 1:27:17 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: Bikers4Bush
Bomb sniffing dogs in every crotch. Poor dogs.Are you series? Have you ever had dogs? They'll love that detail!
To: Warhead W-88
I guess their backup plan was the Nitro filled breast implants!!
To: Warhead W-88
Does ANYTHING good come from the Muslim womb?
77
posted on
08/31/2004 1:28:00 PM PDT
by
SJSAMPLE
Comment #78 Removed by Moderator
To: Pearls Before Swine
I have a few dogs. I'm considering the fact that the women will probably not bathe for a few days prior to flying in order to mask the explosives.
79
posted on
08/31/2004 1:29:05 PM PDT
by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
To: Cronos
Ping!
80
posted on
08/31/2004 1:29:05 PM PDT
by
familyop
(Essayons)
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