Kerry Daughter Wows Cannes Audience with See-through Dress

Drudge Report ^ | May 16, 2004 | nwrep

[nwrep]

THE dishy daughter of US Presidential candidate John Kerry certainly gets our vote.

Brunette Alexandra Kerry left movie fans gasping at the Cannes Film Festival in her daring see-through dress. Film director Alexandra, 30, showed at least two reasons why Americans should vote her dad into the White House in November.

Democrat Mr Kerry is hoping for a good showing at the polls. His girl is content with just a good showing.

[inflation]

Yes, hers are real.

[Mo1]

Yep .. she is just sooooo orginal *L*

Now I understand why she wore that dress

[Swordmaker]

There goes the Fly Over Country Kerry vote...

Do you think she will wear it to the Inaugural Ball if Daddy wins???

[evolved_rage]

I wonder if these people would consider Nike (the goddess of winged victory) or the Venus de Milo to be pornographic in nature?

Headless or armless....hmmmm. Nope, National Geographics is the way to go.

[weegee]

I have it on good authority that she will wear a patriotic number for the innauguration. It even has a bra, so don't worry:

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, I guess there are a couple good reasons.

But I don't see how anyone could object to looking at woman in her natural state-Helen Clark excluded of course-for purposes of taste.

[spokeshave]

Rags to rags in two generations

[Jeff Gordon]

Don't get excited. It is just another "costume malfunction."

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Ah, come on.

Just because a woman is armless, you're going to turn her down? Very persnickety on your part.

I'm sure the Venus de Milo was a real babe before that crummy moving company dropped her on the way to the Louvre.

[weegee]

I hope we don't suffer for the next for years from an "administration malfunction":

[NutCrackerBoy]

This is not going to help John Kerry at the polls.

[wardaddy]

The panties should be black cosabella thongs!

...geez, where's her sense of fashion?

[COEXERJ145]

I just cannot find that attractive. It looks like John Kerry with long hair and boobs.

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

Oh...that is just gauche...

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

Well, that is a fair read of this situation...it might not have been such a "transparent" effort to get attention as it appears. Really, I can't imagine she wanted her underwear and "tummy" bulge to show like this.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Worse is the lone female child of John F. Kennedy.

I hate to criticize someone who's been through such a concatenation of loss and grief, but Caroline Kennedy does bear an unpleasant resemblance to her father.

I guess looking like JFK is a plus if you're a guy, but I wouldn't recommend it for women.

[Tall_Texan]

Looks like Lurch's family includes a Morticia.

[weegee]

He's been speaking with some fashion consultants. Sounds like this could really backfire:

[tonyinv]

JFKerry: That's not my daughter she belongs to the family

[The Scourge of Yazid]

To quote a famous philosopher:

"UGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

What I wouldn't have given to have avoided that picture.