Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

[ValerieUSA]

yes, if you have an 800 x 600 picture and try to save space by posting with the attributes of 400 x 300, the picture will appear smaller on the thread, but still take as long to download as if it were 800 x 600

[sweetliberty]

Looks more like the lineup for the democRAT debates.

[westmex]

Is that what this crew here really looks like?????

......Westy......

[restornu]

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I know this might be hard for you believe.

[restornu]

LOL You never know?

[lodwick]

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it
and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying your ass on the couch, with your
feet up anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
inside of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over shit, so I don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

[restornu]

I think your observation is more accurate! LOL

[ValerieUSA]

[westmex]

Looks stormy there....

.....Westy......

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! Those are pretty good.

[lodwick]

Heaven's pillows

[Darksheare]

Fixing headaches can be fun.

[restornu]

Where do you hang out that you pickup these women?

I miss your meal of the day!

[sweetliberty]

I have a headache, but no available cure. *Sigh* Guess I'll have to settle for a BC...or maybe another blue thingie.

[lodwick]

Here's a blue-plate, chicken fried steak from the Texas Hill Country

The wimmim are fr types learning the joy of shooting.

Valerie will be shooting her Canon tomorrow.

Documentation to follow.

Cheers up there.

[lodwick]

wimmiN, perhaps?

[sweetliberty]

That looks incredibly fattening!

[lodwick]

Not at all. I left off the ketchup, butter, sweet iced tea, truck stop jellies, and banana pudding desert.

Positively thinning there. ;-)

How did the Hogs and the Horns do today? Any idea?

[sweetliberty]

"How did the Hogs and the Horns do today? Any idea?"

Not a clue, but I'm sure there are Hog Wild FReepers who could fill you in.

[Cold Heat]

Hogs were off this weekend. They beat Texas the week before last. beat Alabama last week and are undefeated.