Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

[Darksheare]

Not sure, don't rightly remember.
But I did find this.
http://www.submerged.co.uk/bombsandbullets.htm

[Darksheare]

Gotta run an errand.
Will be back soonly.
Sis is on, and wandering about.

[westmex]

Everyone out being busy bees, I guess...

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

Mission to Niger (Novak/Wilson July 14, 2003)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/991641/posts

NOVAK: 'NOBODY IN THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CALLED ME TO LEAK THIS'
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/991708/posts

[lodwick]

[westmex]

Thanks, Loddy...Don't think I want many more though...

.....Westy.....

[Darksheare]

I'm back.
*ugh*
Why must some drivers absolutely hit their brakes before turning on tehir turn signals?

[westmex]

How To Shower Like A Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look in the mirrior, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12.. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again!

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

.....Westy.....

[Darksheare]

How is it that humans are so predictable!?
LOL!

[westmex]

Cause we have been doing the same damn things since the Garden.......lol

.....Westy......

[Darksheare]

I'd love to kick the first guy who believed, "I have a headache." in the shins...
And then psychoanalyze the first chick who said it.

[westmex]

Have only had minimum experience in that aspect over my years, but I have never run into the "I have a headache" thingy....I've either been deprived or darn lucky huh?....

.....Westy.....

[Darksheare]

"I have a headache" is a prelude to "You don't love me anymore!" usually.
So, you're VERY lucky to have never run into it.
*chuckle*

[null and void]

Wasn't an A Bomb dumped at sea off Spain a number of years ago?....

Dumped? No. Lost? Yes.

It was recovered, unline the one that is still missing right off the coast of Savannah GA...

[westmex]

Well, I didn't get married till I was 26...Met her as a young girl at a Church USO...shipped out...Years later, sent an Xmas card to her old addy...Didn't know if she still lived there or was married or not...She answered back and we started writing...On my next leave I went to see her..Got in town on a Saturday, got married a week later on Sunday...It lasted 38 years, till she died....I have/had no complains, she was a great wife....

.....Westy.....

[null and void]

You're not the Lone Ranger, pal...

[westmex]

Any ideas why it is/was harder to find one off Georgia than off Spain????

.....Westy.....

[westmex]

Gotta get some supper....BBL

.....Westy.....

[Windshark]

Oops....missed you.

Happy Birthday Westy....hope you are well. I sent that pic for you cause it would have been a nice place to build your home. Unfortunately that was in the middle of a National Park! It is a beautiful spot and I have claimed it and named it for Westy.

Later guy.

[Windshark]

I saw him at that National Park.

The lone ranger.......he was dressed in a green uniform. And he was alone.