Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

[westmex]

Don't suppose it could be a little bitty one huh?

.....Westy......

[Mo1]

Nope ... I'm thinking it would be one that I wouldn't like to much *L*

[westmex]

Well, you could see it if it came and sat beside you...lol

.....Westy.....

[Mo1]

If it dared to sit next to me .. it would become a very dead spider very quickly

[Conservababe]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider and sat down beside her and asked "what's in the bowl, b*tch?"

So, she beat the hell out of him with her spoon.

[restornu]

The following signs have been found in various locations, using the English language somewhat creatively...

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

[ValerieUSA]

Isn't that the spider right below the web?

[westmex]

The brown blob in the greenery??? That looks more like a little frog to me, but what do I know...

.....Westy.....

[westmex]

Elliott Bay, WA. Sunset

So once again a sunset ends the day...
Goodnight one and all....
And a Goodmorning to the East Coasters too..
What will mañana bring???

.....Westy......

[westmex]

Damn, did it again...That's what happens when one is senile...

.....Westy.....

[Darksheare]

I missed what happened, was it oversized again?
(Would've been nice to see an oversized sunset, but I missed it.)

[westmex]

No, I just said goodnight and posted a pic to myself again. Know better, but screw up at times. I blame it on senility..lol...

.....Westy......

[restornu]

Suspected P***s Snatcher Beaten to Death LOL!!
http://tinyurl.com/qhou

Dracula Park to Suck in Vampire Tourists
http://tinyurl.com/qhq4

[Mo1]

Don't worry, I'm a bit senile myslef

[restornu]

A six-legged Cambodian cow rests near the Cambodian city of Phnom Penh October 7, 2003. The two-month old animal, named Cham Leck which means 'strange,' was given to monks at a local pagoda by a farmer who feared the cow would bring him bad fortune. REUTERS/Chor Sokunthea

[Mo1]

OMG!!

[Darksheare]

I post stuff to myself sometimes just so I can keep track of me.

[null and void]

FRee at last! FRee at last!
Thank God ALMIGHTY, I'm FRee at last!!!

The Divorce is final!!!!

[restornu]

How sad!

[null and void]

You don't know Margaret.