Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 24th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (24th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

If I were a rich man; da-da-da-da-da-da-dah,de-da-de-dah-de-dah-de-dah!     Devlin, 9/15

Welcome one and all to........The Great Toad Boil !!! .......................Sponsor by R-nulled     tophat9000, 9/15

It's O.K. to LIKE Tom McClintock, as long as you VOTE FOR Arnold.     RonDog, 9/15

Did I really need a sarcasm tag?     TheBattman, 9/15

www.rtumble.com for all the CA political news.     ScottinSacto, 9/15

Repub RINO's... If at first you don't succeed... Give Up!!!     SierraWasp, 9/15

I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.     CounterCounterCulture, 9/15

Awake! for Morning in the Bowl of Night Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight:     snopercod, 9/15

™     AntiGuv, 9/15

Ever try surfing FR while sitting upside down? Not for the soft of head, sorry DUers.     Darksheare, 9/15

^@__*^     KQQL, 9/15

Impeach the judges of the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals.     dubyaismypresident, 9/15

Oh Brian, Let's go to the stoning.     sauropod, 9/15

The Rats Have Done It Again!     ambrose, 9/15

Will Rogers never met Bernie Ebbers.     gwjack, 9/15

The Palis are a bunch of wackos with a 14th Century mentality and 20th Century toys. Kill 'em.     upchuck, 9/15

Too close for guns, switching to missiles!     Steel Wolf, 9/15

I Hench, therefore I am!     Henchman, 9/15

The French Body Count is now 15,000 elderly and exceeds US Iraq casualties.     Helms, 9/15

FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...     tubebender, 9/15

Post steak fry: I say it again...All Dems is PIMPS and HO'S.     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/16

Right Wing Infidel since 1954.     TADSLOS, 9/16

This tagline is identical to the one you're reading.     Dog, 9/16

You'd look like the Venus de Milo, if I just cut off your arms...     Chad Fairbanks, 9/16

Clinton met with Monica more than he did his CIA director.     MamaLucci, 9/16

Experience is a hard teacher, but fools will have no other. ~Ben Franklin     Akira, 9/16

Do you work for good, or for awsome?     Tree of Liberty, 9/16

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.     capt. norm, 9/16

Wesley Clark is to Eisenhower, what Ripple is to Fine Wine.     dubyaismypresident, 9/16

Tagline under construction..... next 20 posts...... merge right........     CAPPSMADNESS, 9/16

Proud Uncle of a Fine Young Marine.     Camel Joe, 9/16

Good friends bail you out of jail. True friends sit next to you and say: "That was cool!"     uglybiker, 9/16

I'm worrying more that the govt's going to take my house than a terrorist is going to blow it up!     Brian S, 9/16

Rice for V.P. and Powell for AARP.     Young Rhino, 9/16

See you in the camps.     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 9/17

Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most.     Iowa Granny, 9/17

NUKE the unborn gay whales!     TRY ONE, 9/17

Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?     ErnBatavia, 9/17

Please direct all Quality Control complaints to tijeras_slim.     martin_fierro, 9/17

I LOVE pushing the abuse button......     EggsAckley, 9/17

You musta fell from Heaven - That would explain how you messed up your face...     Chad Fairbanks, 9/17

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 9/17

A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament......     EggsAckley, 9/17

I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. ~A Colombian parliamentary spokesperson.     Chad Fairbanks, 9/17

The State Dept. is in desperate need of a USA Desk.     NYC GOP Chick, 9/17

It's all an INSIDIOUS plot...and they're the worst kind!     Valin, 9/17

Fight Islamist CyberTerror at: http://haganah.org.il/haganah/index.php     JohnathanRGalt, 9/17

America and Israel have the SAME terrorists .Support our Troops and the IDF !     Wild Thing, 9/17

Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done.     John Lenin, 9/18

Life has many choices. Eternity has two.     sockmonkey, 9/17

Federal Judges can twist the Constitution into anything.. Or so they think.     El Gato, 9/17

All liberty flows from the barrel of a gun.     Mark Felton, 9/17

Who's the actor who plays Gray Davis?     sourcery, 9/18

Concerned about globalism? read http://toogoodreports.com/spotlight/110100-td.htm     At _War_With_Liberals, 9/18

Pray Believing!     trustandobey, 9/18

Where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment?     zarf, 9/18

The war on terror, it’s them or us, no middle ground, them or us.     gulfcoast6, 9/18

The 1990's will be forever known as "the Decade of Frauds" [Clintons, dot-bombs, Oslo Accords...]     backhoe, 9/18

A fortress earns greatness by enabling courageous defenders.     JustPiper, 9/18

When the fox gnaws -- smile!     Ronin, 9/18

Two choices: Republican or Communist. You know it's true.     11B3, 9/18

He is no fool who would give what he cannot keep to gain what he can never lose. ~Jim Elliot     I'm ALL Right!, 9/18

(R)nuld...the last great hope... for the Democratic Party.     A2J, 9/18

The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government.     TaxPayer2000, 9/18

Moderatism has no ideals worth fighting for, and her champions are parasites upon the republic.     =Intervention=, 9/18

Alpha Omnicron Pi Mom too! -- Visit http://www.georgewbush.com!     PhiKapMom, 9/18

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.     geedee, 9/18

Nominate Big Al Sharpton for fearless behavior.     billhilly, 9/18

There are no dumb questions -- just lots of inquisitive knuckleheads.     martin_fierro, 9/18

I may hide, but I never leave!     netmilsmom, 9/18

Nietzsche's critique of ressentiment - the "self-poisoned mind" - fits Islam like a glove.     Helms, 9/18

We Will Never Allow Them to Forget.     LaraCroft, 9/18

If it weren't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all!!!     ConservativeMan55, 9/18

Democrat: a politician who can convince you to vote against your own best interests.     jigsaw, 9/19

Right is right...     EternalVigilance, 9/19

My tag line is slowly being eate<')))>{{     auboy, 9/19

Pyrotechnic operator's motto: That which doesn't kill you will only cause you to go deaf.     irishtenor, 9/19

Teamwork is vital. It gives you someone to blame.     SAMWolf, 9/19

[A Scot:] Wha's like us? Gey few, an' they're aa deid!     Eala, 9/19

Did you remember to talk like a pirate today, you scurvy lads?     secret garden, 9/19

Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.     snippy_about_it, 9/19

Isabel -> no power -> day off -> Ex-Dem sauced on a Fri. morning.     Ex-Dem, 9/19

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/bombings/petition.html - Homicide bombings = war crimes - sign this!     veronica, 9/19

Colonies on Mars!     Sen Jack S. Fogbound, 9/19

How much trouble is THIS post going to get me in?     jocon307, 9/19

No fool like a damned fool.     camle, 9/19

"Dry counties" are a Protestant form of "sharia".     E Rocc, 9/19

Don't mess in the affairs of dragons; For you are crunchy, and taste great with ketchup...     mhking, 9/19

No Drivers' Licences for Illegal Aliens. Petition SB60. http://www.saveourlicense.com/n_home.htm     Sabertooth, 9/19

End Judicial Activism Now!!     So Cal Rocket, 9/19

Music, music and more music.     Chuzzlewit, 9/19

Half a loaf is better than none. Support Arnold, and don't pinch a loaf!     Defiant, 9/19

20 hours without phones, internet, and power, thanks to Isabel.     Ex-Dem, 9/19

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.     capydick, 9/19

If God lived on earth, liberals would sue Him.     Marauder, 9/19

The Land of EnCHADment.     getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL, 9/19

Sane, and have the papers to prove it!     DUMBGRUNT, 9/19

Stay out of debt. Pay cash. When you run out of cash, stop buying things.     Chewbacca, 9/19

Have you Squandered part of your Heritage today? QUIT IT!     Cheapskate, 9/20

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull$hit.     Sweet_Sunflower29, 9/20

No matter where you go, there you are ...     tomkat, 9/20

The only problem with the easy way out is the enemy has already mined it.     visualops, 9/20

My tagline has been listed more times than Wesley Clark's flip-flops.     Sparta, 9/20

Living fast is fine as long as you steer well and have good brakes.     Flurry, 9/20

Reelect the Clintons, they already have most of the White House furnishings.     Flurry, 9/20

Going where no MAN has gone before.     snopercod, 9/20

I wish we could put itty bitty pics here so we wouldn't have to think up so many words.     putupon, 9/20

Have You Hugged Your FReeper Today?     JonathansMommie, 9/20

Wesley Clark: "I missed starting WW III in Kosovo. Give me another shot."     CholeraJoe, 9/20

He who waits on the Lord will not be crushed by the weights of adversity.     The Mayor, 9/20

Click...click...click...damn, out of taglines!     SAMWolf, 9/20

The leftist press interprets its freedom as license to lie -- a license they exercise far too often.     Eala, 9/20

Hold the forks / The knives are coming / Spoons are on their way….     Harmless Teddy Bear, 9/20

It's all part of a vast Rightwing Tagline Conspiracy.     Darksheare, 9/20

Groove with the genie! ~Kool and the Gang     Tolerance Sucks Rocks, 9/20

This isn't going very well for the enemy. ~Brit Hume     Ragtime Cowgirl, 9/20

Free Tommy Chong!     ambrose, 9/20

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.     petuniasevan, 9/20

Anti Shahada: "There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet."     Kozak, 9/20

The deadliest weapon is patience.     Imal, 9/20

Even in Summertime, Iceland is COLD!     Long Cut, 9/20

KNOW YOUR ENEMY! http://bvml.org/webmaster/enemy.html     BullDog108, 9/20

Free trade ! Cheap Labor ! Cheap Life ! Cheap Flesh !     Tokhtamish, 9/20

All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs.     Skooz, 9/20

Arafat Delenda Est!     Mr.Smorch, 9/20

Fetch this!     Thebaddog, 9/20

Please don't fight over me. There's enough for everyone.     walford, 9/20

I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.     Optimist, 9/20

There are two certainties. Death and Texas.     .cnI redruM, 9/20

Two-block the Jolly Roger. Set Condition 1SQ. Commence unrestricted warfare. Arrrrrgggh....     RichInOC, 9/20

The more I learn the less I know.     NewRomeTacitus, 9/20

Not enough is said about the bad luck of the early worm.     LindaSOG, 9/21

How do you set a laser printer to stun?     dixiechick2000, 9/21

John 3:16: Still True Today.     BenR2, 9/21

3 Things not to discuss: Religion, Politics and the Great Pumpkin.     deathscythex, 9/21

And now I will show you the most excellent way!     xzins, 9/21

ELF and Islam...Islam and ELF....?? I don't know, what’s the difference?     ThreePuttinDude, 9/21

Us pro-lifers would've made an exception for Pee Wee Clinton if we'd known.     geedee, 9/21

Don't let Bush abolish America. No Amnesty. No Matriculas. No Merger with Mexico.     dagnabbit, 9/21

Just an old Cold Warrior, draggin' his BAR into the Sunset...     backhoe, 9/21

I'll put a Cross for the Constitution beside the Highway of History, if the Courts will let it stay.     putupon, 9/21

Palast is a clown.     ChuckShick, 9/21

CLARK 2004: Psychotic, perfumed prince, globalist, Clintonista. What's not to love?     Sparta, 9/21

http://righteverytime1.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's latest column.     Tall_Texan, 9/21

Spirit of '76 bttt!     headsonpikes, 9/21

Responsible teaching means knowing when information is appropriate...     teeman8r, 9/21

Right Wing Crazy #5338526.     thoughtomator, 9/21

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. ~Lisa Simpson     Modernman, 9/21

It's good to beeeeeee Alberta bound.     albertabound, 9/21

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?     pa_dweller, 9/21

The man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who does the work.     Rebel Coach, 9/21

Herman Cain for Senate!     Nathaniel Fischer, 9/21

Don't bother to run, you'll only die tired...     jonascord, 9/21

When the countdown hits zero, something's gonna happen..     AntiGuv, 9/21

If they didn't want a Crusade, why did they start one?     null and void, 9/21

Hey! President Bush! Forget this "new tone" crap. DemocRATS are tone deaf! ! !     Texas Eagle, 9/21

Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide. ~James Burnham     jaykay, 9/21

[jigsaw]

Good Cheer To All!   :-)

[jigsaw]

Wesley Clark read your tagline above and is trying to decide whether he likes it (although he’s rush’n to bomb it.)

[jigsaw]

They call him General Clark because when he tries to be Specific he can’t keep his stories straight. Your tagline is above.

[jigsaw]

The only commonsense Wesley Clark seems to have is in fact “common scents” with the other Perfumed Princesses.

[jigsaw]

U R the Tagonator! Thy tagline is above.

[Darksheare]

Oh no, you caught me!

[secret garden]

Woo-hoo, hat trick!!!
Thanks Jiggy.

[jigsaw]

Sorry for the double ping .... your tagline is listed above.

[jigsaw]

Thou art all welcome.   :-)

Next edition is number 25!   Wahoo!

[martin_fierro]

My next tagline will be, "I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines"

[irishtenor]

"You like me! You really like me!!!" Sally Fields at the Academy Awards. (Thanks for remembering me.)

[JustPiper]

Bump Jigsaw!

[auboy]

Thanks jigsaw. This "special" tagline is dedicated to you!

[null and void]

So far, no-one has had an answer for my tag line...

[snippy_about_it]

Woo-hoo! Thanks jigsaw!!!!!!!

[SAMWolf]

Congrats to Foxhole FReepers:

snopercod(2 Awards)
Darksheare (2 Awards)
Valin,
EternalVigilance
snippy_about_it
Sparta(2 Awards)
CholeraJoe
The Mayor

for making the Taglinus FreeRepublicus List.

[Darksheare]

*sniff*
He got me twice..
*Sniff*

[snippy_about_it]

hey, you forgot yourself!

Master of the FReeper Foxhole
SAMWOLF!!!

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Good Job.

[snippy_about_it]

SAMWolf you sneak. You got TWO!!!!!!!!!