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Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
Ananova ^ | 9/23/03

Posted on 09/23/2003 8:58:12 AM PDT by DeFault User

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.


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To: DeFault User
Angels' Trumpet tea sounds like fun, unless you can't talk about it afterwards. Trying saying Angels' Trumpet without moving your tongue.

Herbalfire.

"Datura (Jimpson Weed, Angels Trumpet, Devils Weed)

Recognized especially by their striking, trumpet shaped flowers, Daturas grow world wide through all warm and tropic climates. There are many species of Datura varying in height from 3 - 10 feet, all sharing the stunning flowers.

Datura produce unusual, distinctive walnut sized seed pods covered with spikes. It has been used in every area in which it is known, in rites of passage and in diverse forms of Shamanism.

A very powerful Shamanic tool, it was sometimes said to take years of navigating the spiritual worlds to be ready to learn from Datura and in many cultures its use was forbidden to all but the high priests."

81 posted on 09/23/2003 11:16:05 AM PDT by xJones
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To: DeFault User
"Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany."

Well gosh, this alternative recreational drug obviously should be legalized and taxed, because SURELY kids who cut off body parts with garden shears are the exception.

</bitter sarcasm>

This kid has just ruined his entire existence. There are no words. I wonder if anyone else will decide that playing with this stuff is not such a good idea?

82 posted on 09/23/2003 11:16:57 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: PatrickHenry
LOL...Thanks for thinking of me!
83 posted on 09/23/2003 11:23:22 AM PDT by Aracelis
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To: DeFault User
Hiltlery is trying to order a dozen cases of the stuff.
84 posted on 09/23/2003 11:23:53 AM PDT by geedee (We Americans bear the ark of liberties of the world.)
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To: DeFault User
This is the first one I recall who used garden shears.

A good tool for the job. (But a bad job for the tool.)

85 posted on 09/23/2003 11:25:45 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: DeFault User
I guess because we aren't that stupid?
86 posted on 09/23/2003 11:28:03 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Freedom_Isn't_Free
... in an ironic twist, the emergency room surgeon was also under the influence of the hallucagenic drug and swapped the severed organs before re-attaching them.

If God were female, she'd have put a man's penis on his chin...

87 posted on 09/23/2003 11:28:22 AM PDT by Snardius
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To: geedee
Hiltlery is trying to order a dozen cases of the stuff.

She already has. See #80.

88 posted on 09/23/2003 11:29:24 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: dead
Germans are always cutting off their penises.

While it is annoying stepping on the darned thing all the time, this solution is a little too radical.

89 posted on 09/23/2003 11:29:46 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: xJones
A very powerful Shamanic tool

That's for certain. I don't recall Castaneda's Don Juan using it. Didn't he stick with the mushrooms and peyote?

90 posted on 09/23/2003 11:36:55 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
LOL! I just use mine as a belt.
91 posted on 09/23/2003 11:39:55 AM PDT by dead (All that is not mandatory is prohibited.)
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To: gathersnomoss
"This is just a flesh wound."

You have a point.

I'll bet he's having second thoughts now, however.
92 posted on 09/23/2003 11:42:56 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: dead
I just use mine as a belt.

Can you tie it in a knot?

Can you tie it in a bow?

Do you sling it over your shoulder,

like a Continental soldier?

(apologies for freely adapted lyric)

93 posted on 09/23/2003 11:51:04 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: dead
"Germans are always cutting off their penises. "

This doesn't show causative effect at all.

People who are prone to cut off their privates are simply braver about sampling various kinds of tea.

94 posted on 09/23/2003 11:56:54 AM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: JoeSixPack1
Stumpy the Mumbler

LMAO!!!

95 posted on 09/23/2003 11:57:27 AM PDT by trini
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To: RMDupree; Beepersan
Dingaling ping!
96 posted on 09/23/2003 11:58:12 AM PDT by trini
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To: DaGman
Darwinism works! ... What's the creationists got to say about this? huh??

What are the chances of such idiots succesfully evolving in the first place?

97 posted on 09/23/2003 11:58:54 AM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: Snardius
"If God were female, she'd have put a man's penis on his chin..."

I think we are all grateful that He did not.

98 posted on 09/23/2003 12:00:26 PM PDT by DannyTN (Note left on my door by a pack of neighborhood dogs.)
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To: DeFault User
We've all heard of some real doozy mistakes made by some hospital surgery staffs such as amputating the wrong limb or removing a breast instead of a tonsil, right?

Can you just imagine if the Three Stooges were on duty at the hospital where this kid was admitted and they in their rush mixed up the cut-off parts and sewed the tip of his tongue on his penis and his penis on his tongue???

That dude would have one happy girlfriend ;-)

99 posted on 09/23/2003 12:01:44 PM PDT by varon
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To: varon
This is your toungue. This is your penis. This is your tongue and penis on drugs. Any questions?

Gum

100 posted on 09/23/2003 12:04:01 PM PDT by ChewedGum (http://king-of-fools.blogspot.com)
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