Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9

[null and void]

Do share.

(Does it involve crooknecked squash?)

[grannie9]

Has anyone heard anything about Westy?

[lodwick]

Not yet...check in Westy.

34.6 Million U.S. People in Poverty in 2002 - Report
Fri September 26, 2003 11:11 AM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Nearly 1.7 million people in the United States slid into poverty in 2002 and incomes slipped for the second year in a row, the U.S. government said on Friday in a report sure to provide new ammunition for Democrats trying to unseat President Bush.
The Census Bureau's annual report showed the number of people living below the poverty line rose to 34.6 million last year, from 32.9 million in 2001, when the national economy first went into recession.

A family of four with two children was considered to be living in poverty in 2002 if its total income was $18,244 or less.

A sluggish recovery has failed to create new jobs for the 3.3 million private sector employees who have been thrown out of work since Bush took office in January 2001.

The report said the real median income fell 1.1 percent last year to $42,409. The percentage of the population living in poverty grew for the second year in a row to 12.1 percent, from 11.7 percent in 2001.

[Darksheare]

Something like that.
I'll get murderlised for it.
But it might involve the rack.
(Which apparently has not moved after I sold it.. I have geusses as to why the buyer said that 'shipping isn't a problem'.)

[Darksheare]

Got me.
Anyone else in relatively good health that is famous or relatively so come to mind?

[lodwick]

When we start keeling over at 54, the field's wide open...

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to
protect her from the rat race...
you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ...
you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time
for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a
good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
.... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low
pay ... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
favoritism..

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's
sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her
.... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you
.... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy ... that's domination..

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep
in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're
vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after
something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're
full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her
anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to.

[lodwick]

Well,

If you're asking for my own personal "Run For The Lilies" guess list, here goes:

1. Ted Kennedy - that liver has amazingly outlived his brain
2. Robert C. Byrd - will be buried in a white sheet, no doubt
3. Fritz Hollings - The South's Mouth


159 posted on 09/26/2003 11:32 AM CDT by Endeavor

[Darksheare]

OMG!
You let loose the secret of life!

[Darksheare]

Hmmm..
I'm not sure, there are so many people.
And usually the good guys go before the bad guys do.

[null and void]

You've been talking to Margaret, haven't you?

[lodwick]

Morning Nully ;-)

[Darksheare]

My dear mum says to tell you she loves this one.

[Mo1]

Hehehe

Smooches

[Darksheare]

OKers.

[Mo1]

Man Uses Duct Tape for Bear Attack Wounds

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/989992/posts

[null and void]

And bear tape for duck attack wounds?

[Darksheare]

More like a hot wax treatment to remove unwanted hair the duck didn't pull out..

Bare Tape?

[Mo1]

Don't know ... are there any threads about some one being attacked by a duck?

[Mo1]

OUCH!

[Darksheare]

Bare Tape! When you need to remove unwanted body hair- *RRrrriiiiiiiiiiiipP! AAaaaaaaugh!* -NOW!