Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9

[Windshark]

Hope he is okay. We may be gone Monday.

I'll send a pic of the Dune country here to cheer him up post birthday.

[Windshark]

Gotta get some sleep. Gnight.

How do you stay up so much and function?

Arianna Mo, you need more decaf coffee......

[Mo1]

I have not a clue how I do it. I've just always been like this

[Canadian Outrage]

WHAT??? what'd I say??

[Canadian Outrage]

You MUST be talking about Arianna Alwayshuffing!! God that woman is from another planet.

[Canadian Outrage]

HA HA!! I didn't hear that one. That is SUPERB. I could drive my Hummer through your tax loopholes. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[Canadian Outrage]

You know what I think WindyShark - I would actually support Arnold S. for one reason. Personally, I think he is more conservative than he lets on. Secondly, McClintock, although more my brand of Conservatism, will NOT fly in a State like California. Therefore, it is best to get in the "Most Electable GOP" whereby it opens the door for very Conservative appointments and all in all produces the "best" result that can be expected in California. Cruz (I'd give anything to bust his balls) Bustamante makes me want to puke!! He's a Commie racist pig.!!

[Canadian Outrage]

Well said Mo. I too would vote for Arnold as Governor but not as President.

[Canadian Outrage]

Alright, a funkle and off. David and I got home from work tonight at almost 7pm. He's waiting here to do more work on the home computer. I'm going to bed!! zzzzzzzzzzz Tomorrow!!

[restornu]

Dog's 12-Inch Ears Are World's Largest

Man Straps Eight Snakes to His Legs

[restornu]

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It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.


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The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie."
(Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)


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Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?


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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.


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Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.


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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.


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Flies taste with their feet.



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Amateur boxer Joe Flanagin named his two sons Bob and Weave.


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A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while
trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway,
but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a
suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and
discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.


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73% of Test tube babies have an irrational fear of aquariums.



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[Mo1]

Sweet Dreams Lynn

[null and void]

YIKES!

[restornu]

Once upon a time, there was a blonde, who worked in the air force as a helicopter pilot.

She was the top of her class, so the instructor let her go out on her own. It went terribly.

She came back five minutes later, bruised and battered, and without the helicopter.

The instructor exclaimed "What happened?"

She replied,"It was getting cold, so I turned off the fan."

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[restornu]

Late nite snack!LOL

[restornu]

If I saw more meals like this I would lose weight!

[ValerieUSA]

Here ya go, westie - have a nice healthy drink of Dr Pepper

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[Mo1]

What is that???