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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 9
Posted on 09/15/2003 6:48:54 PM PDT by Mo1

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To: Mo1; westmex; .38sw; ValerieUSA; lodwick; grannie9; sweetliberty; Canadian Outrage; celtic gal; ...
To: null and void
Best of luck Nully. I know the situation has to be getting worrisome by now.
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posted on
09/24/2003 5:36:27 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: restornu; yall
Man driving down the road. Woman driving up same road As they pass each other Woman yells out window, "P I G !"
Man yells out window, " B I T C H "
Man rounds next curve Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day: If only men would listen.
1,343
posted on
09/24/2003 5:48:29 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(I fear for our Republic.)
To: lodwick
*chuckle*
What?!
1,344
posted on
09/24/2003 5:59:15 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(This tagline exploits third world lint cartels and two hamsters in an exercise wheel.)
To: yall
Think about this one friends.
Subject: As Others May See Us
A woman pulls up to a red light behind one other car. She
notices the driver of the car in front of her is talking on
his cell phone and appears to be shuffling through some papers on the
seat beside him.
The light turns green, but the man doesn't notice. The woman
waits, but the man still doesn't notice the light change.
The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man
to move. The man doesn't move.
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and
raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash.
The light turns yellow. The woman begins to blow the car horn
and scream curses at the man.
The man hearing the commotion, looks up, sees the yellow light
and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns red.
The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she
misses her chance to get through the intersection.
As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and
looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious
looking policeman. The policeman tells her to shut off her car
while keeping both hands in sight.
She complies, speechless at w hat is happening.
After she shuts off the engine the policeman orders her to
exit her car with her hands up. She gets out of the car and he
orders her to turn and place her hands on her car. She turns,
places her hands on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and
hustled into the patrol car.
She is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any
questions.
She is driven to the police station where she is fingerprinted,
photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours a policeman approaches the cell and
opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the booking
desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal effects.
He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm
really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn and cussing a blue streak at the car
in front of you. Then I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday School bumper sticker, and the chrome plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
So naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."
1,345
posted on
09/24/2003 6:05:47 PM PDT
by
lodwick
(I fear for our Republic.)
To: no one in particular
Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...............49
Adventurer...........Slept with all your friends
Athletic.............No tits
Average looking......Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.............Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...Medicated
Feminist.............Fat ball buster
Free spirit..........Junkie
Friendship first.....Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun..................Annoying
Gentle...............Comatose
Good Listener........Borderline Autistic
New-Age..............All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...........Sloppy drunk
Poet.................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional.........Certified Bitch
Redhead..............Bad dye-job
Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat
Romantic.............Looks better by candle light
Social...............Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........Very Fat
Weight proportion w/height.....Hugely Fat -as tall as you are wide
Wants Soulmate.......Stalker
Widow................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.......Old bat
MEN'S ADS
40-ish...............52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated.............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..........Banging your sister
Friendship first.....As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun..................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........Arrogant
Very good looking....Dumb as a board
Honest...............Pathological Liar
Huggable.............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...............Older than your father
Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit.......Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.......Gay
Spiritual............Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable...............Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...........Says "Excuse me" when he farts
1,346
posted on
09/24/2003 6:35:33 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends entirely on what you put into it. - Hen3ry)
To: null and void
Hey Nully.
I just watached your candidates for about 40 minutes and couldn't stand it anymore.
Arianna and the Green guy really spell doom for your state if anyone actually believes them. Too many in your state do already.....and mine...squeek!
Any more word on your meeting today?
1,347
posted on
09/24/2003 6:47:36 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Canadian Outrage
Spoken like a true Canadian.
1,348
posted on
09/24/2003 6:49:03 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Mo1
Hope you have a rose and wine glass in your evening plans as well........
1,349
posted on
09/24/2003 6:50:19 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: lodwick; ValerieUSA
A cop arrested Val?
Sorry Val....I couldn't resist.....Heheheh.....
1,350
posted on
09/24/2003 6:52:36 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Darkchylde
Still resisting minion reversal psychosis?
Be afraid......
1,351
posted on
09/24/2003 6:54:18 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Windshark
They shore TALK purdy.
No word yet. Probably be about a week - they're doing a patent search now.
1,352
posted on
09/24/2003 6:56:01 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends entirely on what you put into it. - Hen3ry)
To: null and void
Except Arianna.
She prevents any discussion. Bitchy, sulky, pure Democrat BS. I can understand why her husband stopped being hetero.
1,353
posted on
09/24/2003 6:58:38 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Windshark
LOL .. Nope .. I'm watching the CA Debates
1,354
posted on
09/24/2003 7:00:29 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
To: Mo1
I couln't stand it anymore. I've never had such visceral disgust watching a woman.
If I were Nully I'd get in my car and head East.....
Just kidding Nully!
1,355
posted on
09/24/2003 7:04:13 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Windshark
She's not as bad as Margaret.
(Of course, since Margaret, I've given up sex for food. Now I can't even get into my own pants...)
1,356
posted on
09/24/2003 7:05:37 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends entirely on what you put into it. - Hen3ry)
To: Windshark
If I were Nully I'd get in my car and head East..... It's on the table...
1,357
posted on
09/24/2003 7:06:35 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends entirely on what you put into it. - Hen3ry)
To: null and void
That's cold......Maggie musta been quite the, um, er, project to compare her with this, this...horrid thing called a female.
You could try a new sign out....will work for sex don't need no food!.
1,358
posted on
09/24/2003 7:09:06 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Mo1
I take that back.
One word to show my previous statement as totally false.
Hillary.
1,359
posted on
09/24/2003 7:11:51 PM PDT
by
Windshark
(.......... liberals are mostly..........dumb ........:-)
To: Windshark
LOL .. Tom and Arnold are wipping up the floor with her
1,360
posted on
09/24/2003 7:12:13 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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