[BigWaveBetty]

I think Arnold is doing a great job with his campaign so far, reminds me of GWB a bit. Hang back and let them go on about how inexperienced you are, how you're just a dumb actor, you're afraid to debate, etc.

Meanwhile, he gets twice the attention today because he's not in the debate, the debate won't get any attention because he's not there. Arnold will get to say what he thinks at the university without interruption, with lots of coverage.

Then when the next debate comes around (after he's gotten the scoop on all the opponents) Arnold will smoke 'em.

[BigWaveBetty]

Wedding bells!

NEW YORK -- Supercouple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are planning to marry next weekend on a hillside estate near Santa Barbara, Calif, The Daily News reported in its Wednesday editions.

Representatives for the two stars wouldn't comment on the reports.

Celebrity magazine Us Weekly reported the Sept. 14 wedding will be catered by Santa Barbara's Four Seasons Biltmore Hotel, where Lopez, 33, and Affleck, 31 recently dined.

It was unclear who will preside over the ceremony. MORE!!

Place your bets folks, how long will it last?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rag for clothes and towels for hats(held on by a fanbelt).

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??